Caveman jokes

What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?

Look at that dino-sour!

What do Cavemen poop in?

A Neander stall.

What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?

A blast from the past!

Your hairline goes as far back as the cavemen. Your forehead is also as deep as the cave.

Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!

A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an expedition to the Amazon Forest. After a while, they get lost. As they are walking, suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says, "Hey, you're in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren't that crazy, so we will let you choose how you die."

The man from France said, "Bring me the poison."

The man from Britain said, "Bring me the gun."

And the man from New York said, "Bring me a fork."

The guy was confused with the fork but still brought the items and gave them to them.

The guy from France said, "For France!" And drank the poison and died.

The man from Britain said, "Long live the queen!" And shot himself and died.

And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said, "Make a canoe out of this, you fuckers!"

A little known rule: You cannot be circumcised if you are running for political office in the US.

You need to be a complete dick.

If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?

I am the grand wizard, mak.

At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me.

On a related note, I suck at darts.