Caveman jokes

What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?

Look at that dino-sour!

What do Cavemen poop in?

A Neander stall.

What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?

A blast from the past!

Your hairline goes as far back as the cavemen. Your forehead is also as deep as the cave.

Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!

Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?

What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.

What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).

If I were alone on an island with Camilla Cabello, and we were never going to escape, I'd rape her. I mean, what is she going to do? Tell someone?

Me: *stabs vampire*

Wife: omg

Me: *beats vampire to death*

Wife: OMG

Me: What?

Wife: You're supposed to give them candy!

Me: Well, that's a sticky situation now, isn't it, Barbara?

I am the grand wizard, mak.