Caveman jokes
What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?
Look at that dino-sour!
What do Cavemen poop in?
A Neander stall.
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
COnFuSEd UngA BuNgA
Your hairline goes as far back as the cavemen. Your forehead is also as deep as the cave.
Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!
Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an expedition to the Amazon Forest. After a while, they get lost. As they are walking, suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says, "Hey, you're in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren't that crazy, so we will let you choose how you die."
The man from France said, "Bring me the poison."
The man from Britain said, "Bring me the gun."
And the man from New York said, "Bring me a fork."
The guy was confused with the fork but still brought the items and gave them to them.
The guy from France said, "For France!" And drank the poison and died.
The man from Britain said, "Long live the queen!" And shot himself and died.
And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said, "Make a canoe out of this, you fuckers!"
Women treat me like a god.
They ignore me till they need something.
If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?
If I were alone on an island with Camilla Cabello, and we were never going to escape, I'd rape her. I mean, what is she going to do? Tell someone?
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