Why did Hitler keep on f***ing England?
Because it had a Great Booty!
Ebere86
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What is a pedophile's favorite age range?
9-11.
Why are gay men better than straight women?
Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.
What is the real reason why men jack off? They just enjoy killing kids.
What kind of man would be a lesbian's best friend? A decimen.
What is the most noise that comes out of a ladies mouth? Nothing because they never have anything important to say.
What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
Today is Good Friday, so there will be no meat for us to eat. Instead, we have to do what lesbians do and eat fish.
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
Why does Darth Vader always choke people?
Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.
Why does Yoda like to get molested? Because he likes the Force.
Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?
If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.
Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.
What do you get when you cut an onion?
Onion jizz.
What is the only thing lesbians know how to grow? Cucumbers.
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?