Dumbassfickenkid

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What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common? They are both concerned about “Klingons near Your anus”.

Jack and Jill went up a hill, each with a buck and a quarter? Jill came down and she had Two Fifty! Oh what a whore! (Andrew Dice Clay joke.)

What’s grosser than gross? A truckload of dead babies. What’s grosser than that? A live one at the bottom. What’s grosser than that? When he eats his way out. Grosser than that? When he goes back for more.

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What did one tampon say to the other tampon when they walked by each other on the street? Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts!

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