What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father."
Darth Vader Jokes
Why does Darth Vader always choke people?
Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.
TV Darth Vader: "I'm your father!"
Orphans: "Yea."
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!
Anakin Skywalker: I don't like sand.
*also him*
Anakin Skywalker: I lived on sand.
I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father!"
Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?
A: I find your lack of face disturbing.
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
"Yesssss Massager!"
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
Yessssss, MEaster!
What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Why isnât the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
How many emos like anagrams?
Some.
What do you call those who remain My Chemical Romance fans?
Emold.
What is the connection between Emos and Darth Vader?
They both dress in all black and none of them has a father.
What do you call flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Who cares, let them cry in the dark.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Anthony went into the bakery and ordered Emo Cake.
âEmo cake?â says the baker. âWhat exactly is it?â
Anthony says, âItâs the cake that cuts itself.â
How do you pull an emo from a tree?
Cut the rope.
Whatâs the similarity between emos and unsalted popcorn?
Theyâre both white and flavorless.
What do emo birds call their mouths?
Bleaks.
What do you call an obese emo teen?
An edgelord.
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What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
How are cats and emos different from one another?
The cat still has 8 other lives.
Why does emo get tattoos of fruits on their arms?
They are playing Fruit Ninja.
What will you call Sonic if heâs an emo?
Sonic the Edgy hog.
Why would the emo swallow a clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why are Emos still around?
Because the suffering never ends.
What is the best way to get an emo off your balcony?
You encourage them.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Why do people wish their lawn grass was emo?
So it could cut itself.
A group of friends started an emo salsa band.
They call themselves HisPanic at the Disco.
What is the difference between pizza and emo pizza?
Emo pizza kind of cuts itself.
