A man walks into a bar, he takes a seat and asks the barmen if he wanted to hear a blonde joke, the barmen replies before you tell this joke I want to tell you something, see the women over there, she is a black belt in karate, she's blonde , see the bouncer over there he is also a blonde, see the chick over there with that pool que she is also blonde, also I have a shotgun behind the bar i'm blonde, so do you still want to tell your joke? He replies f**k that I ain't explaining the joke 4 times.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What do a fat chick and a moped have in common?
They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
Mary had a little lamb chick chick bam no more lamb
Suicidal ideation is like wanting to slaughter someone but knowing/feeling that you can't. It's also In a way kind of like seeing a really hot chick that you wished you could F but you again for whatever reason you either feel you can't or you just can't...............
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He was just feeling like he needed a break, you know? Life is hard when you're a rooster looking after your hen and chicks. He just wanted a sense of normality, walking out of the farm. He felt light-headed, staring into the distance. Then, at this very moment, he realised it was his darkest hour.
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What's the best thing about dating a blind chick?
She can't identify you.
Why did the blonde chick buy two Plan B pills?
She wanted to be for sure for sure
What is the difference between a Chick pea and a Garbanzo bean? I've never had a Garbanzo bean on my face for my birthday.
What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle Optimistic
I really used to be in the emo chicks now they’re just don’t make the cut