Chick jokes
What’s the best part about fucking an emo chick?... she's limited edition.
Mrs. Kadie, I just heard about a FGTEEV video about vegan nuggets.
Duddy: Sup FGTEEVERS, me and James Marsden just got some Chick-fil-A.
Viewers: Got ya again Mrs. Kadie.
Mrs. Kadie: Vincent and James, I am going to push you off your roof.
Duddy and James: AHHHHHHH!
One time I fucked this chick so hard, she almost came back to life.
What a magic trick, it's so bad!
Too bad, chick.
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
the side chick (4 slots is more fun than one)
Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus?
Friend: No?
Person: Exactly.
Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?
What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a can of Spam?
After 6 months in the woods, you'll still eat the can of Spam.
Asdf movie: meow meow I’m a cow.
Me to my villagers in Minecraft: chick chick my guns cocked so frick.
What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
What's the difference between a blonde chick and Alzheimer's?
None, because they both forget a lot.
I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?
What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?
Spit, spit, spit!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To check out the chicks!
How do fuck a really fat chick?
Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
Why did Obama marry Michelle?
Because he's into chicks with dicks.
What do KFC and a brothel have in common?
They’re both full of greasy chicks.
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He was just feeling like he needed a break, you know? Life is hard when you're a rooster looking after your hen and chicks. He just wanted a sense of normality, walking out of the farm. He felt light-headed, staring into the distance. Then, at this very moment, he realised it was his darkest hour.
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