Sumo Wrestler jokes
*America shoots down balloon*
China: "You killed an innocent man!!"
USA: "What?!"
China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."
Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
So you can tell them apart from the feminists.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
Because they don't want to be mistaken as feminists.
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?
When fat people smash, it must feel like a huge submarine hitting you.