Sumo Wrestler jokes

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

Because they don't want to be mistaken as feminists.

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So you can tell them apart from the feminists.

*America shoots down balloon*

China: "You killed an innocent man!!"

USA: "What?!"

China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."

Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.

Why are people in Japan always skinny?

Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.

Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.

They both routinely place meat in small buns.

I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pristiano Penaldo. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him," so I couldn't do a fatality.

I was confused, but I understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.

What do you call an Indian gymnast? Balance Singh.