Sumo Wrestler jokes
*America shoots down balloon*
China: "You killed an innocent man!!"
USA: "What?!"
China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."
Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
So you can tell them apart from the feminists.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
Because they don't want to be mistaken as feminists.
John Cena.
Because all I do is pound it, man. I would put you on my "600 Pound Life" if you didn't weigh 1,000.