Sumo Wrestler jokes

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

Because they don't want to be mistaken as feminists.

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So you can tell them apart from the feminists.

*America shoots down balloon*

China: "You killed an innocent man!!"

USA: "What?!"

China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."

Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.

Why couldn't the Japanese man give a high five?

Because Logan Paul left him hanging.

Why are people in Japan always skinny?

Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.

Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.

They both routinely place meat in small buns.

Your mom's so fat that One Punch Man had to take two punches.