Joe mama jokes

Joe mama so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said "to be continued."

Joe mama is so fat, Dora can't explore her.

Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.

Joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops.

Joe mama so fat, she could not walk the stairs of heaven.

Credits: to my friend.

Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.

Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.

Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!

Joe mama so dumb she studies for the COVID test.

I'm so friking dumb, even I need Joe Mama so fricking bad.

Joe Mama so dumb, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it is still printing.

Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!

Joe mama so fat, hello kitty said goodbye.

Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.

Joe mama's so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it’s still printing!

"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."

"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."

Me: Joe left today.

Orphan: Who's Joe?

Me: Joe mama!

Joe Mama!