Joe mama is so fat, Dora can't explore her.
Joe Mama Jokes
Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.
Joe mama so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said "to be continued."
Joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops.
Joe mama so fat, hello kitty said goodbye.
Joe mama so dumb she studies for the COVID test.
Joe mama so fat, she could not walk the stairs of heaven.
Credits: to my friend.
Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.
Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Joe Mama so dumb, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it is still printing.
Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Joe mama so fat when she went to the movies, she sat next to everybody.
Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time, please."
Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."
Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.
Me: Joe left today.
Orphan: Who's Joe?
Me: Joe mama!
Who is Joe?
You reply back: Who is Candice?
They reply back: Who is Candice?
You say: "Candice nuts fit into Joe Mama's mouth."
Joe Mama so fat that when Santa came to our house he said, "Ho ho HOLY SHIT, she damn thick."
Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.
Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.