Thumb Jokes

I have 5 fingers and the middle one is for you

How to respond if someone starts look at the photos on your phone. Step 1: jab your thumbs into their eye sockets

A note for my History Teacher:

Frick frack apple jack tic tac sick sack mr khan and give him a big fat whack cos his teaching's got lack his system i will hack and through the screen I'll give him a smack I'll throw him on the clothing rack on his seat I'll put thumb tacks i'll break his momma's back.... and he'll never come back @DreamBlue

Pro tip: how to not hit your thumb with a hammer, make you child hold the nail.

What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Thumb nails.

Hey guys, thank you for finding this. Vote in the thumbs up or thumbs down whether you prefer Reese’s cups or starbursts and comment if you have a different preference! I would like to know a little about people! Thanks, iz

Hey guys! It's Triple G you can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes as those are the jokes I specialise and only do best on the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :)

Au revouir, GGG

WHOEVER IS AN ORPHAN AND WANTS THESE TO GO OR IF YOU JUST WANT THEM TO GO AWAY COMMENT DOWN BELLOW OR IF YOU CAN'T COMMENT GIVE IT A THUMBS UP!

I remember I meet a Orphan he ask can I suck your thumb I said why because that daddy pig

if u feeling numb use your thumb

50 Thumbs up for 10 jokes you ́ve never seen!

I’m posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz I’m bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.

What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.

Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...

How many Thumbs down can this joke get?

joke: runescape mustard tits pamela anderson

Just cut my thumb open with a knife (not a joke)