Habit

Habit jokes

With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odor and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygienic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.

I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.

Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning? because they don't have balls to scratch.

All I wanna do is *gunshots* *gunshots* *gunshots* and *click* *cash register noise*, unlearn years of trauma and maintain healthy habits and fulfilling relationships while learning how to have solid boundaries and a whole sense of self.

Go on the quintillionaire morning routine now!

1. Wake up. 2. Take a shit. 3. Eat. 4. Get out of bed. 5. Have breakfast.

You're the type of person to wash your hands after a shower.

Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?

So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.

Why did Sally stare out the window for 24 hours straight?

Sally's used to being blind!

What is the difference between cremation and smoking?

While you are smoking, you don't go up in smoke.

In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?

They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.

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  • A monk asks the priest if it's okay to kiss a nun.

    The priest replies, "Just as long as you don't get in the habit!"

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