My wife asked me to help cure her from sucking her thumb. So I drew a cock on it.
Thumb Cure
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Explain Bear
Listen here, Ray, you knucklehead. Your wife had a bad habit, and you, being the creative genius that you are, decided to draw a penis on her thumb. It's like you went from zero to inappropriate in a single step. Congrats, you made a funny, if not slightly disturbing, situation out of a simple request.
Anonymous
but it didn't work