What do you call a chair that smokes weed?
A high chair
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What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Stop and apply lubrication.
What do you call a fish that smokes? "A puffer."
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke marijuana, Jack got high pulled down his fly and ask if she wanna, Jill said yes and pulled up her dress and had a little fun, stupid Jill forgot the pill now they have a son
I saw a sign the other day that said "Maximum penalty for smoking is £1,000" But that's not right. Surely the maximum penalty for smoking is Death.
When midgets smoke weed do they get high or do they get medium
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A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards... The steaks were pretty high
My dad always wanted one last smoke before his death so we smoked his ashes.
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I was on a bus when this girl offered to blow me for $5...
...and never being a person to pass up a good deal, I gave her $5 and watched her do her thing. After she was finished she lit up a cigarette and started smoking right there on the bus.
I was disgusted. I thought to myself, "What is this world coming to? Who sells cigarettes to a 12 year old?"
After a lord comes back from vacation, he meets the gardener at the gates of his park. Lord: Has something happened while I was gone? Gardener: Ah, nothing much, I just broke a shovel while I was burrying your dog. Lord: My dog died?! Gardener: Yes, it choked on the smoke when your mansion burnt down. Lord: My mansion?! How?! Gardener: Well, your wife was distraught and dropped a candle on the curtains. Lord: Why was she so distraught? Gardener: She received the news of your daughter being kidnapped. Lord: My daughter! Don't you have any positive news for me?! Gardener: Oh right! Your cancer test results!
Cremation, The last chance for a smoking hot body.
How is smoking similar to oral sex? The closer to the butt you get the stronger the flavor! 🤢
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He: "Do you smoke after sex?"
She: "I don't know. I've never looked."
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme? I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out
What time is it when you can smell smoke 💨 inside? Time to get outside
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