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Cremation, The last chance for a smoking hot body.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke marijuana, Jack got high pulled down his fly and ask if she wanna, Jill said yes and pulled up her dress and had a little fun, stupid Jill forgot the pill now they have a son

Damn girl, are you a smoke detector? Because you’re super annoying and won’t shut up.

what do you call a retard smoking weed? a baked potato

What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?

A baked potato.

My dad always wanted one last smoke before his death so we smoked his ashes.

What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Stop and apply lubrication.

what do you call a burning church?

Holy Smokes

A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat he is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with “what do you mean I already did it” then the police ran back to the school to aprehend the other people he was planing it with the cops busted in through the doors which caused a smoke trap to go off which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles 4 per pole. Back to the station holding the kid being apprehended. the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said “Aww it pays to be lazy!”

There is a young man smoking and a woman in a wheelchair. The woman says “why is a young man like you smoking?”. The man turns around and says “why the f... are you wearing trainers…”

What a duck’s favorite thing to smoke?

Quack

Why did the guy get the hose

Because the girl was smoking hot

What do you call a fish that smokes? “A puffer.”

Cremation: Your last chance for a smoking hot body

A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards… The steaks were pretty high

He: “Do you smoke after sex?”

She: “I don’t know. I’ve never looked.”

What kind of cigarettes does a hippie smoke? Yours.

After a lord comes back from vacation, he meets the gardener at the gates of his park. Lord: Has something happened while I was gone? Gardener: Ah, nothing much, I just broke a shovel while I was burrying your dog. Lord: My dog died?! Gardener: Yes, it choked on the smoke when your mansion burnt down. Lord: My mansion?! How?! Gardener: Well, your wife was distraught and dropped a candle on the curtains. Lord: Why was she so distraught? Gardener: She received the news of your daughter being kidnapped. Lord: My daughter! Don’t you have any positive news for me?! Gardener: Oh right! Your cancer test results!

What Did The Dirt Say To The Embers? You Look Smoking Hot.

What do you call a downie that smokes weed? A baked patato