jefferyo100

Email me at OvertonJ12@outlook.com

Registered on 11/22/2024 · 9 followers · Last active 4 days ago

Roses are red, just like your lips.

Mountains are big, just like your tits.

Roses are red Lemons are sour Lift your skirt up and give me an hour

Roses are red, I need a broom, I just shit all over the bathroom.

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people. You're much worse than that.

"Stupidity isn’t a crime, so you’re free to go."

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, there's always someone who's better than you.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Look at me again,

It will be the end of you.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, I’d rather be single than with someone like you.

The image is split into two panels. The left panel shows three different anime faces of women expressing pleasure with the text "When she moans" above it. Below the anime faces is a dark blue car. The right panel shows three anime characters with the text "When your introvert energy surpasses your godlike rizz" above and "I wanna go home" below them. The panel is framed with a color. The first is red, and the second is light blue.

The image shows the text: "me: if tanjiro can smell blood, does that mean he knows which girls are on their periods? everyone else:", followed by a cartoon face of the character Tanjiro with a surprised look.

The image shows three anime characters. On the left, a character is making a surprised face, and the text reads "Anime when I'm alone." In the middle, an anime character with white hair and a question mark above their head is displayed. On the right, an anime character with bare chest is shown with the text "Anime when my parents walk in". A speech bubble with text "It's not sus!!" appears in the foreground.

The image shows two cartoon characters with big eyes and expressive faces. The one on the left is labeled "Me:" and the one on the right is labeled "Bro:". Above them, the text reads, "Me and bro when we start hearing moaning and groaning upstairs in our parents' bedroom."

A cartoon image of Fry from Futurama with the text 'ME: MOM WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM' above him and 'MOM: NOTHING' below him.

Roses are red. Watches are gold. Get on your knees and do what you're told.

The image shows two panels of Moe from The Simpsons. In the top panel, he looks angry and is holding a shotgun. The text reads: "You when a 9 year old says 'sus'". In the bottom panel, Moe is smoking and his face is blackened. The text reads: "You when your parents say 'sus'"

Which animal has the largest chest? A Z-bra.

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap his Whopper.

What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?

"Want to see if it fits?"

Why did the weatherman’s cheeks turn pink?

He saw the climate change.