Peter Pan jokes
What has a kid with cancer and Peter Pan in common?
They will never grow up.
I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.
Now for my joke...
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he never lands.
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?
Wendy's?
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
Why does Peter Pan always fly? Because he Neverlands.
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands. (This joke is good because it never gets old.)
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