Peter Pan

Peter Pan Jokes

Literature

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands. (This joke is good because it never gets old.)

Champion

I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.

Now for my joke...

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

Because he never lands.

Sheep

Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.

Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”

How do trees access the internet? They log in.

Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.

Tower

When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.

Cancer

What has a kid with cancer and Peter Pan in common?

They will never grow up.