Peter Pan jokes

Why does Peter Pan always fly? Because he Neverlands.

They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands. (This joke is good because it never gets old.)

What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?

Wendy's?

I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.

Now for my joke...

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

Because he never lands.

Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.

Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”

How do trees access the internet? They log in.

Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.

When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.

What has a kid with cancer and Peter Pan in common?

They will never grow up.

What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"

What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?

They both have no way home!

Pennywise: "They all float down here!"

Titanic: *hold my beer*

It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.