Peter Pan jokes

Why does Peter Pan always fly? Because he Neverlands.

They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands. (This joke is good because it never gets old.)

What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?

Wendy's?

I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.

Now for my joke...

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

Because he never lands.

Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.

Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”

How do trees access the internet? They log in.

Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.

When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.

What has a kid with cancer and Peter Pan in common?

They will never grow up.

My friend Jimmy said his dad is exactly like Santa. I asked, "Why is it because he gives people presents?" Jimmy told me, "No, it's because I hear so many good things about him and how he's gonna come home, but never see him."

People who are afraid of pedophiles... need to grow up.

What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"