Habit jokes

Why is a nun called a nun?

'Cause they ain't supposed to get none ;)

What is the difference between cremation and smoking?

While you are smoking, you don't go up in smoke.

I don’t drink, don’t swear, don’t smoke, shit, I left my cigarettes at the fucking bar! (Andrew Dice Clay.)

Why did Sally stare out the window for 24 hours straight?

Sally's used to being blind!

"Talking about childhood habits, my friend told me he still collects coins and post stamps and all. He asked me, I said - breastfeeding."

I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.

Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?

So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.

Habit.

How do the Powerpuff Girls vape?

They take a "power puff."

What do blonde chicks and Asians have in common?

They both drive with their blinker on.

I watch gay porn.

Parents: Why do you use your phone on the toilet?

Me: The same reason you read the newspaper on the toilet.

Do the French people smoke weed or oui'd?

A nun went to the pub and ordered a gin. The bartender said to her, "I thought nuns weren’t allowed to drink?" and she said, "Not usually, but I am doing the bishop a favor."

The bartender then asked if she was coming to the music evening, and she said, "No, I am with the bishop tonight."

All I wanna do is *gunshots* *gunshots* *gunshots* and *click* *cash register noise*, unlearn years of trauma and maintain healthy habits and fulfilling relationships while learning how to have solid boundaries and a whole sense of self.

Ni tshike mbangi bcz ani zaha toilet, nikarhi Ni hlometela out side loko tiniba. Ni hlometela ndzeni ka poto.