Behavior jokes
Symptoms of Schizophrenia
The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize because they stand out so distinctly from a person’s usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two more of the following for at least one month:
Delusions
Hallucinations
Mommy, mommy! Are we liars?
"Shut up and cross your fingers when you say that."
Repeat after me...
Me: "You have a weird style."
Mom: "You have a weird style."
Me: "Um, not your mirror!" *runs away*
Don't y'all just hate when something funny to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you don't look like a villain?
"Hey, look at me, I'm stupid named Jordan C who won't shut up and leave Addison alone."
Why was Goofy in the bathroom?
He was goofing off!
Remember kids, ejaculate, then evacuate.
Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.
I pushed a disabled kid over, and he came crawling back to me.
If a simp is staring at you, cover your mouth (they'll stop looking).
If I tell Stephen about these jokes, what is he gonna do? Chase after me? He better run fast!
Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet.
Why are my students so naughty?
EDP445 is a cupcake. Look it up.
Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
If a kid does not go to sleep during nap time, isn't he resisting a rest?
Gwen, do you have to be so happy all the time? Even you don't get the joke!
Pee pee poo poo wall.