What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend? He wipes his ass.
If I was addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex, would it be safe to say that my addiction got out of hand?
you can tell a lot about a woman’s mood just by her hands. For example, if she's holding a gun, she’s probably angry.
Why do horses 🐴 eat with their mouth open?
Because they have bad stable manners.
Why Do Orphans Bully People
Because They Cant Get Suspended
Contact Parent _______
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
“I know that everyone is allowed to act stupid once in awhile, but you’re really abusing that privilege.”
so I and my friend were talking this time, I asked them what they would do if they ever met rengoku they said that they would probably like shake his hand or sm but I said I would lick his forehead. wtf
How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes and multiples with the whole classroom.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
A guy threatened to touch me yesterday...
Why don’t you act like your hairline and kindly take several steps back
Mother, “Johnny, if you keep being this naughty, you’ll get kids who will be very naughty to you!” Johnny, “Oh mom, you just betrayed yourself there, didn’t you?” Source: http://jokesfan.com/little-johnny-jokes.html
Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.
For some reason when my mom eat hot dogs she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son can anyone tell me why ?
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late I asked her why did you send James out to the hall? She said he was a little tardy I replied to her I thought they all were
I had a dog with an eating disorder. He wouldn’t eat any of my homework.
there's two types of emo people
1. people that cut side to side
2. and people that cut up and down
the most efficient is up and down
Why do pedophiles go to a nursery? Early access
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common? They both like to hide in dark places, Look creepy, And like to lure small creatures
