Behavior Jokes

If I was addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex, would it be safe to say that my addiction got out of hand?

you can tell a lot about a woman’s mood just by her hands. For example, if she's holding a gun, she’s probably angry.

Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!


so I and my friend were talking this time, I asked them what they would do if they ever met rengoku they said that they would probably like shake his hand or sm but I said I would lick his forehead. wtf

How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes and multiples with the whole classroom.

Mother, “Johnny, if you keep being this naughty, you’ll get kids who will be very naughty to you!” Johnny, “Oh mom, you just betrayed yourself there, didn’t you?” Source:

For some reason when my mom eat hot dogs she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son can anyone tell me why ?

there's two types of emo people

1. people that cut side to side

2. and people that cut up and down

the most efficient is up and down

What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common? They both like to hide in dark places, Look creepy, And like to lure small creatures