Why did God make pigs before politicians?

He just needed some practice

One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

Name Something you practiced kissing on as a kid.

Sister SWEET HOME ALABAMA

Csgo is just practice for when you want to one tap some 3rd graders

Where do golf players practice?

Near a gulf.

Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “ you’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup”

You’re mom’s just like a penny. Practically worthless, and in everyone’s pants.

Always practice safe sex: paint an x on the sheep that kick.

I caught my sister licking up and down and deep throat a banana. I said why are you doing that for. I’m doing it for practice for your friends.

What is the difference between shroud and a shroud imposter

Shroud uses reddit, and the imposter uses WJE

reddit king and q, i really dgaf what you say, you guys are practically obsessed with me cuz ur leaving hate comments on almost all my jokes, so stop, your obviously gonna look bad if you just insult meh jokes

If you guys dont like my jokes, you can just dislike and not leave a comment, ok?

Where do religious kids practice sports in the prayground

I caught my mom licking up and down and deep throat a banana. I said why are you doing that for. I’m doing it for practice for who could suck the best dick contest in the neighborhood.

My mom show me that she could deep throat a banana. I ask how you know how to do that. My mom said I practice on your step father.

My mom show me that she could deep throat a banana. I ask my mom how you know how to do that. My mom said I practice on your new step father.

There was a cheerio that had a job, he worked hard at it and the boss came up and promoted him to the vice president of the cheerios. So he needed a speech, he kept practicing and practicing and know he was thirsty. it was almost time for his speech. so he went to the drinking fountain but there was a huge line. So he went to the lake but he saw tons of garbage, and what he thought was a cereal killer. so he found this bowl of punch, but he relised… there was no punch-line

Me: What do you call a group of retards? Friend: Down town? Me: Nope, target practice.

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