Jack and Molly are sitting in school one day. Molly is asleep when the teacher asks her a question, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?”

Jack sees Molly is sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.

“Jesus Christ almighty!” shouts Molly.

“Correct,” says the teacher.

The next day the teacher asks, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?”

Molly is again asleep and is poked by Jack’s pencil.

“Jesus Christ almighty!” she shouts.

“Correct again,” says the teacher.

The next day, for a 3rd time, Molly is asleep.

This time the teacher asks her, “What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?”

Jack pokes Molly with the pencil again, and this time Molly screams “If you stick that thing in me one more time I’m going to crack it in half!”

Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?

The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.

Why doesn’t my egg wants to crack? Because I hate my egg-sistence.

Are you enjoying my yolks. I bet there making you crack up. If not, I better scrammble

Why didn’t the toilet paper make it across the road?

It got stuck in a crack

  • I think you´re EGGcellent.
  • Wow… You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you`re a EGGxtraordinary comedian.
  • Really? Are you done yet?.
  • Are you kidding? a have a DOZEN of them.

What does your mom and a slinky have in common?

They aren’t much to look at, but you can’t help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.

Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road Because it was stuck in a crack

How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?

Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.

When do eggs hatch? At the CRACK of dawn

Somebody told another person that they would meet at the crack of Dawn. Lets just say Dawn got very mad.

Once there were twins, Mark and Michael, Mark was the owner of a old boat. It so happened that Michael’s wife died the same day that Mark’s boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. She said, "I’m sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible. "Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, “Heck no. In fact, I’m sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn’t very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle!” The old lady fainted. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

is necrophilia considered cracking open a cold one?

did you try the digital egg padlock? because it is very easy to crack the code.

why do ducks have feathers? so you don’t see their buttquack* (crack)

the toilet paper tried to cross the road he couldnt because he was stuck in a CRACK

Whats the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.

Yo mama is so ugly she’s really the reason phones sreens’ cracked

What time do butts get up? At the crack of dawn!!!

what did the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing. They just waved

did you sea what I did there?

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