Difference

Anonymous

Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?

The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.

Jesus

Anonymous

Jack and Molly are sitting in school one day. Molly is asleep when the teacher asks her a question, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?”

Jack sees Molly is sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.

“Jesus Christ almighty!” shouts Molly.

“Correct,” says the teacher.

The next day the teacher asks, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?”

Molly is again asleep and is poked by Jack’s pencil.

“Jesus Christ almighty!” she shouts.

“Correct again,” says the teacher.

The next day, for a 3rd time, Molly is asleep.

This time the teacher asks her, “What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?”

Jack pokes Molly with the pencil again, and this time Molly screams “If you stick that thing in me one more time I’m going to crack it in half!”

Toilet Paper

John cena

Why didn’t the toilet paper make it across the road?

It got stuck in a crack

Egg

Anonymous

Are you enjoying my yolks. I bet there making you crack up. If not, I better scrammble

Depression

Anonymous

Why doesn’t my egg wants to crack? Because I hate my egg-sistence.

Wife

Anonymous

Once there were twins, Mark and Michael, Mark was the owner of a old boat. It so happened that Michael’s wife died the same day that Mark’s boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. She said, "I’m sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible. "Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, “Heck no. In fact, I’m sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn’t very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle!” The old lady fainted. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Puns

Anonymous

Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road Because it was stuck in a crack

Kid

Agus
  • I think you´re EGGcellent.
  • Wow… You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you`re a EGGxtraordinary comedian.
  • Really? Are you done yet?.
  • Are you kidding? a have a DOZEN of them.

Prostitution

Anonymous

How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?

Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.

Common

Morbid

What does your mom and a slinky have in common?

They aren’t much to look at, but you can’t help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.

Time

Anonymous

What time do butts get up? At the crack of dawn!!!

Difference

Jiojdisjfoasdfidsoi

What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute? A prostitute only has one crack, and has to can wash it and sell it again.

Cold

Anonymous

is necrophilia considered cracking open a cold one?

Duck

Alexis

why do ducks have feathers? so you don’t see their buttquack* (crack)

Toilet Paper

papyrus

the toilet paper tried to cross the road he couldnt because he was stuck in a CRACK

Difference

Anonymous

Whats the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.

Egg

Anonymous

did you try the digital egg padlock? because it is very easy to crack the code.

Toilet Paper

chuck

Q. why did the toilet paper cross the road A. it did not want to get stuck in a crack

Egg

Gabeyboy

So, I know that there are a lot of egg YOLKS on this website, and I guess I got BEAT to it, but I’m EGGcited to say EGGsactly what the eggs say. I know I;m bad at this but I hope you will crack up anywat

Uranus

Anonymous

did u hear that uranus is cracked?

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