Jack and Molly are sitting in school one day. Molly is asleep when the teacher asks her a question, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?”

Jack sees Molly is sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.

“Jesus Christ almighty!” shouts Molly.

“Correct,” says the teacher.

The next day the teacher asks, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?”

Molly is again asleep and is poked by Jack’s pencil.

“Jesus Christ almighty!” she shouts.

“Correct again,” says the teacher.

The next day, for a 3rd time, Molly is asleep.

This time the teacher asks her, “What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?”

Jack pokes Molly with the pencil again, and this time Molly screams “If you stick that thing in me one more time I’m going to crack it in half!”

What does your mom and a slinky have in common?

They aren’t much to look at, but you can’t help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.

Jack and Molly are sitting in school one day. Molly is asleep when the teacher asks her a question, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?”

Jack sees Molly is sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.

“Jesus Christ almighty!” shouts Molly.

“Correct,” says the teacher.

The next day the teacher asks, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?”

Molly is again asleep and is poked by Jack’s pencil.

“Jesus Christ almighty!” she shouts.

“Correct again,” says the teacher.

The next day, for a 3rd time, Molly is asleep.

This time the teacher asks her, “What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?”

Jack pokes Molly with the pencil again, and this time Molly screams “If you stick that thing in me one more time I’m going to crack it in half!”

Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road Because it was stuck in a crack

How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?

Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.

Whats the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.

Why didn’t the toilet paper make it across the road?

It got stuck in a crack

did you try the digital egg padlock? because it is very easy to crack the code.

I was arrest for eating to much crack on accident. How? My sister came into my room shoving her ass in my face

is necrophilia considered cracking open a cold one?

Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It go stuck in a crack

Q. why did the toilet paper cross the road A. it did not want to get stuck in a crack

My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up. If you don’t like them your just hard boiled

Are you an egg, cause you CRACK me up

why can,t the tolit paper cross the road it was stuck in a crack

Stephen Hawking tried to crack abutu

Did you know what my grandpa wanted for christmas? A new ass because his one has crack on it.

apparently imma category for jokes now. hmm… ok! #HOMIEZ4Life

P.S. Say “crack my finger”, now say it backwords:)

Q: Why did the fault line start acting crazy? A: Because it was on crack.

Yo Mama SO Stupid That When The Mirror Cracked She Tried To Order Another One.

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