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Jack and Molly are sitting in school one day. Molly is asleep when the teacher asks her a question, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?”

Jack sees Molly is sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.

“Jesus Christ almighty!” shouts Molly.

“Correct,” says the teacher.

The next day the teacher asks, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?”

Molly is again asleep and is poked by Jack’s pencil.

“Jesus Christ almighty!” she shouts.

“Correct again,” says the teacher.

The next day, for a 3rd time, Molly is asleep.

This time the teacher asks her, “What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?”

Jack pokes Molly with the pencil again, and this time Molly screams “If you stick that thing in me one more time I’m going to crack it in half!”

What does your mom and a slinky have in common?

They aren’t much to look at, but you can’t help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.

why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.

Jack and Molly are sitting in school one day. Molly is asleep when the teacher asks her a question, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?”

Jack sees Molly is sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.

“Jesus Christ almighty!” shouts Molly.

“Correct,” says the teacher.

The next day the teacher asks, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?”

Molly is again asleep and is poked by Jack’s pencil.

“Jesus Christ almighty!” she shouts.

“Correct again,” says the teacher.

The next day, for a 3rd time, Molly is asleep.

This time the teacher asks her, “What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?”

Jack pokes Molly with the pencil again, and this time Molly screams “If you stick that thing in me one more time I’m going to crack it in half!”

why do ducks have feathers? so you don’t see their buttquack* (crack)

I had a friend named Mari. Sadly she did drugs. So one day I go up to her and say “Mari-juana do this???” She later asked me to leave forever… I don’t gnome why but… it CRACKed me up abit!!!

Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road Because it was stuck in a crack

How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?

Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.

Whats the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.

is necrophilia considered cracking open a cold one?

Q: Why did the fault line start acting crazy? A: Because it was on crack.

Why didn’t the toilet paper make it across the road?

It got stuck in a crack

I was arrest for eating to much crack on accident. How? My sister came into my room shoving her ass in my face

Say crack my fingers. Now say that backwards…

whats the diffrence between a hooker and a drug dealer a hooker can wash her crack n resell it

Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?

The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.

Q. why did the toilet paper cross the road A. it did not want to get stuck in a crack

did you try the digital egg padlock? because it is very easy to crack the code.

Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It go stuck in a crack

My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up. If you don’t like them your just hard boiled