Jack and Molly are sitting in school one day. Molly is asleep when the teacher asks her a question, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?”

Jack sees Molly is sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.

“Jesus Christ almighty!” shouts Molly.

“Correct,” says the teacher.

The next day the teacher asks, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?”

Molly is again asleep and is poked by Jack’s pencil.

“Jesus Christ almighty!” she shouts.

“Correct again,” says the teacher.

The next day, for a 3rd time, Molly is asleep.

This time the teacher asks her, “What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?”

Jack pokes Molly with the pencil again, and this time Molly screams “If you stick that thing in me one more time I’m going to crack it in half!”

Why doesn’t my egg wants to crack? Because I hate my egg-sistence.

Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?

The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.

What does your mom and a slinky have in common?

They aren’t much to look at, but you can’t help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.

Are you enjoying my yolks. I bet there making you crack up. If not, I better scrammble

Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road Because it was stuck in a crack

How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?

Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.

  • I think you´re EGGcellent.
  • Wow… You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you`re a EGGxtraordinary comedian.
  • Really? Are you done yet?.
  • Are you kidding? a have a DOZEN of them.

When do eggs hatch? At the CRACK of dawn

Somebody told another person that they would meet at the crack of Dawn. Lets just say Dawn got very mad.

Why didn’t the toilet paper make it across the road?

It got stuck in a crack

Q. why did the toilet paper cross the road A. it did not want to get stuck in a crack

did you try the digital egg padlock? because it is very easy to crack the code.

the toilet paper tried to cross the road he couldnt because he was stuck in a CRACK

Yo mama is so ugly she’s really the reason phones sreens’ cracked

Why did the toilet paper not make across the road

Because it got stuck in the crack

Q: Why did the fault line start acting crazy? A: Because it was on crack.

apparently imma category for jokes now. hmm… ok! #HOMIEZ4Life

P.S. Say “crack my finger”, now say it backwords:)

what did the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing. They just waved

did you sea what I did there?

Why was the egg naughty? Because he wanted a good cracking!