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Jack and Molly are sitting in school one day. Molly is asleep when the teacher asks her a question, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?”

Jack sees Molly is sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.

“Jesus Christ almighty!” shouts Molly.

“Correct,” says the teacher.

The next day the teacher asks, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?”

Molly is again asleep and is poked by Jack’s pencil.

“Jesus Christ almighty!” she shouts.

“Correct again,” says the teacher.

The next day, for a 3rd time, Molly is asleep.

This time the teacher asks her, “What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?”

Jack pokes Molly with the pencil again, and this time Molly screams “If you stick that thing in me one more time I’m going to crack it in half!”

What does your mom and a slinky have in common?

They aren’t much to look at, but you can’t help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.

Are you enjoying my yolks. I bet there making you crack up. If not, I better scrammble

Jack and Molly are sitting in school one day. Molly is asleep when the teacher asks her a question, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?”

Jack sees Molly is sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.

“Jesus Christ almighty!” shouts Molly.

“Correct,” says the teacher.

The next day the teacher asks, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?”

Molly is again asleep and is poked by Jack’s pencil.

“Jesus Christ almighty!” she shouts.

“Correct again,” says the teacher.

The next day, for a 3rd time, Molly is asleep.

This time the teacher asks her, “What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?”

Jack pokes Molly with the pencil again, and this time Molly screams “If you stick that thing in me one more time I’m going to crack it in half!”

is necrophilia considered cracking open a cold one?

Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?

The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.

Whats the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.

How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?

Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.

Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road Because it was stuck in a crack

Q: Why did the fault line start acting crazy? A: Because it was on crack.

whats the diffrence between a hooker and a drug dealer a hooker can wash her crack n resell it

Aren’t my egg yolks amazing, don’t they make you crack up. If not, I better scramble

So, I know that there are a lot of egg YOLKS on this website, and I guess I got BEAT to it, but I’m EGGcited to say EGGsactly what the eggs say. I know I;m bad at this but I hope you will crack up anywat

Say crack my fingers. Now say that backwards…

Why didn’t the toilet paper make it across the road?

It got stuck in a crack

why do ducks have feathers? so you don’t see their buttquack* (crack)

What’s the difference a hooker an a drug dealer…?? A hooker can wash her crack an resell it

why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.

did you try the digital egg padlock? because it is very easy to crack the code.

I had a friend named Mari. Sadly she did drugs. So one day I go up to her and say “Mari-juana do this???” She later asked me to leave forever… I don’t gnome why but… it CRACKed me up abit!!!