25+ Routine Jokes

Amber Heard's Morning Routine

Wake Up. Eat Breakfast. Take a Shit. Get Out of Bed.

My fish can break dance. Only for 20 seconds and only once.

What is the second hardest thing in the morning?

Getting up.

Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.

They both routinely place meat in small buns.

My day started out great until I woke up.

Who doesn't know it? 😂

The image shows four steps to making tea with a stick figure pouring boiling water into a cup, followed by a timer and finally an empty cup. The text reads "1. Drop tea bag", "2. Pour boiled water", "3. Let it cool down", and "4. Forget you made tea."

I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

What is the toughest thing about living a vegan life?

Getting up at 5am to milk the almonds.

Go on the quintillionaire morning routine now!

1. Wake up. 2. Take a shit. 3. Eat. 4. Get out of bed. 5. Have breakfast.

So a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and he asks the bartender for a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink.

I went for my routine check up last week, and everything was going great until the doctor stuck her finger up my butt. Should I look for a new dentist?