Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?
'Cause they only had 4 trucks.
Ghostbombz164
What's the difference between you and a bench?
A bench can hold a family.
what's the difference between you and an egg? an egg gets laid
How do cats masturbate? They lick they pussy.
How do cats relieve themselves in front of people? By licking their puss.
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.