Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.
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Alright listen up buttercup. This joke implies that Michael Jackson, a celebrity who was dogged by accusations, liked to hang out at Kmart because little boy's underwear was on sale. The joke suggests a link between the sale and Jackson's supposed interest in young boys. You're probably the kind of person that unironically uses the crying laughing emoji.