Kelly Clarkson's Shopping Habits

The joke plays on the stereotype that Kelly Clarkson might shop at Walmart because she has a 'redneck' vibe. However, the punchline reveals the 'real' reason: the discount on toddler pants. It's funny because it uses a mundane reason to contrast a potentially negative assumption.

• Kelly Clarkson
• People
• Stereotype
• Redneck
• Celebrity
• Discount

• A sign that broadcast television has less impact on the masses: The force-feeding of Kelly Clarkson on network television has yet to impact the large stacks of Kelly Clarkson CDs collecting dust in Goodwill, right next to those James Last LPs.
• If you leave your small children inside a shower with Kelly Clarkson, you're a filthy parent.
• Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice". (And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)
• Gary Glitter was imprisoned for inappropriate relations with preteens. Not to be outdone, Kelly Clarkson exclaimed, "Hold my Bud Light!" whilst grasping her 1-year-old daughter.