Cleanliness jokes
Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.
What did the mouse say after its bath?
"I feel squeaky clean!"
How do you turn a cat into a fish?
Tell your girl not to wash down there.
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!
What’s the difference between toilet paper and a curtain?
So, it was you....
What's the difference between a hipster and a hockey player? A hockey player changes his pads every third period.
Why You should never poop on the floor in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have Windows. 🤢 🤣
My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
If you get out of the shower clean, how does your towel get dirty?
Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odor and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygienic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.
There are 4 billion women on earth. Why isn't it clean yet?
I have had an obsession with soap. Don’t worry, I am all clean now!
What's long, hard, and slimy?
A bar of soap.
You smell like a monkey, and you might have to take a shower, pu.
Today, there was a big test for Little Timmy. During the test, Timmy had to take a really huge shit. So, he rushed to the bathroom. He took a while in there.
When he was done, he realized there was no more toilet paper left. Since there was nothing around him to use, the only thing he could do was wipe with his hand. His time in the bathroom was up, and he needed to finish that test! He didn’t have time to wash his hands. So, he hurried back. The problem was, the hand he wiped with was his right hand. He used his left hand to complete the test, which made him fail. When he got home, his mother was standing there crossing her arms. “Timmy, the teacher had called and said you wrote sloppy on your test. Why is that?” Timmy replied, “Oh, it’s because I caught a leprechaun with my right hand, but if I opened it, my classmates would scare him away, so I had to use my left.” Timmy’s mother glared at him with disbelief. “Timmy, I don’t believe you. Now open your hand!” Timmy did so and opened his hand. “See, mother? I said you’d scare the shit out of him!”
What time do babies get dirty?
Playtime.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters!