Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One's got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
So, some thieves robbed me the other day. They took everything I owned, except for the soap, towels, and deodorant. Dirty bastards.
With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odour and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygenic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.
My autistic son hates taking baths or showers.
I don’t blame him, I don’t like soggy vegetables either.
Today there was a big test for Little Timmy. During the test, Timmy had to take a really huge shit. So he rushed to the bathroom. He took a while in there. When he was done, he had realized there was no more toilet paper left. Since there was nothing around him to use, the only thing he could do was wipe with his hand. His time in the bathroom was up, and he needed to finish that test! He didn’t have time to wash his hands. So he hurried back. The problem was, the hand he wiped with was his right hand. He used his left hand to complete the test, which made him fail. When he got home, his mother was standing there crossing her arms. “Timmy, the teacher had called and said you wrote sloppy on your test. Why is that?” Timmy replied, “Oh, it’s because I caught a leprechaun with my right hand, but if I opened it my classmates would scare him away, so I had to use my left.” Timmy’s mother glared at him with disbelief. “Timmy, I don’t believe you. Now open your hand!” Timmy did so and opened his hand. “See, mother? I said you’d scare the shit out of him!”
One time their was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track a girl said excuse me can you move please I’m trying than the man stopped her sentence and said how is your t shirt so clean than she said back easy hung it up
whats long, hard and slimy? A bar of soap
Why You should never poop on the floor in an apple store? Because they don`t have windows. 🤢 🤣
I have had an obsession with soap. Don’t worry, I am all clean now!
Me - why u need to use shampoo when ur already bald🤣
What time do baby’s get dirty? Play time
What happend to the cheetah that took to many baths?
The cheetah became spotless
why did the dinosaur take a bath? so it can get ex-stinked
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN
What did the mouse say after it's bath?
"I feel squeaky clean!
