Crack head jokes
You do 1 line, you're not a crackhead. You drink 1 beer, you're not an alcoholic. But I murder 1 person...
Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?
So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.
How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, there is no electricity.
Where are crackheads from?
OHIGHo
Friends call me crack miser, whatever I snort. My brain starts to distort! I'll be in court.
What do you call a crackhead with no crack?
Pointless.
Read this:
Crack
What did you think of? A window crack or the drug?
Method Man: Yo what’s crackin’?
ODB: Yep
One day, a man was walking in an alley when a crackhead attacks him. So the man shoots him in the head and runs inside his home. When he goes to his wife, she asks him if he saw her dad.
