Crack head jokes

You do 1 line, you're not a crackhead. You drink 1 beer, you're not an alcoholic. But I murder 1 person...

Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?

So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.

How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, there is no electricity.

One day, a man was walking in an alley when a crackhead attacks him. So the man shoots him in the head and runs inside his home. When he goes to his wife, she asks him if he saw her dad.

Friends call me crack miser, whatever I snort. My brain starts to distort! I'll be in court.

One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.

How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?

Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.

What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.

What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.