Crack head jokes
You do 1 line, you're not a crackhead. You drink 1 beer, you're not an alcoholic. But I murder 1 person...
How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, there is no electricity.
Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?
So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.
Memes
One day, a man was walking in an alley when a crackhead attacks him. So the man shoots him in the head and runs inside his home. When he goes to his wife, she asks him if he saw her dad.
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
Friends call me crack miser, whatever I snort. My brain starts to distort! I'll be in court.
Damn, bitch, you got a big ass for a head!
What do you call a rich white man? Cracker with Cheese!
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
