I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but thankfully, I turned myself around.
If I was addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex, would it be safe to say that my addiction got out of hand?
"Rehab's for quitters and I don't give up."
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
I saw a sign the other day that said "Maximum penalty for smoking is £1,000" But that's not right. Surely the maximum penalty for smoking is Death.
A doctor is telling three women what they are addicted to. He says to the first one "You are addicted to money, you named your daughter Penny" He says to the second one "You are addicted to food, you named you daughter Candy" Then the third one whispers to her son "Come on Dick, lets go."
friends call me crack miser, whatever I snort. My brain starts to distort! i'll be in court.
I finally stopped drinking for good
Now I purely drink for evil
You do 1 line, you're not a crack head You drink 1 beer, you're not an alcoholic But I murder 1 person...
"Just say no to drugs!" well, if i'm talking to my drugs, i probably already said yes
What do kids and drugs have in common , I sell both of the
White girl : So this crystal cures my depression and helps me lose weight? Me holding a rock of meth : YES!!!
A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!” The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you ...”
We just found out Grandpa is addicted to Viagra. No one is taking it harder than Grandma.
"I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now."
You: Say "addicted" after everything I say. Person: Uh okay. You: When you're obsessed with candy you are...? Person: Addicted. You: When you're obsessed with drugs you are...? Person: Addicted. You: What hit you in the face last night? Person: Addicted... *laughs* (It's supposed to sound like "A dick did")
What’s the difference between drugs and kids?
I don’t do drugs
My bother apparently has this thing called "asthma", anyways I took his vape away today and he was lying on the floor gasping for air lol. He must really be addicted to it.
I had a friend named Mari. Sadly she did drugs. So one day I go up to her and say “Mari-juana do this????” She later asked me to leave forever..... I don’t gnome why but... it CRACKed me up abit!!!
One of my friends named Jill had a drug overdose. She didn’t have any of that drug after that. For the rest of her life she acted very high. When she died, it was because of natural causes, not the drug. So this proves that a lethal dose is also a life time supply.
