Food jokes
What did the cupcake tell its frosting?
I’d be muffin without you.
What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...
Carrots?
Two muffins are in an oven.
One says, "Man, it is hot in here!"
The other one says, "OMG, a talking muffin!"
Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”
I was thinking about jelly this morning. It reminded me to take out the trash.
Why did the chicken cross the road to Popeyes Chicken?
It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...
Why do you like cream instead of bugs?
Because bugs can kill you.
If a tomato is a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie?
Mrs. Kadie, I just heard about a FGTEEV video about vegan nuggets.
Duddy: Sup FGTEEVERS, me and James Marsden just got some Chick-fil-A.
Viewers: Got ya again Mrs. Kadie.
Mrs. Kadie: Vincent and James, I am going to push you off your roof.
Duddy and James: AHHHHHHH!
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
What plate do you need to eat in a car? A license plate!
If you were a fruit, you would be a fineapple.
If you were a vegetable, I would visit you in the hospital.
How come Mr. Squirrel watches porn sometimes?
Sometimes he feels like a nut, sometimes he don't.
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
You may have a footlong, but I have a SHENLONG. :)
Do they say you are what you eat?
That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
What do you call a sleeping cow?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs?
Ground beef.