Food jokes
What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...
Carrots?
Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
What do you call a sleeping cow?
Ground beef.
Memes
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What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs?
Ground beef.
What is Meat Loaf's new name now that he has passed?
Ground beef.
Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!
Hey paps, BONE-appetit!
(Just eat your spaguetti.)
"Mayotte’s are sinking in the yogurt! (My Oat’s)" 🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹
What did the tomato say to the tomato ketchup?
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Stephen Hawking is to wheelchairs like Uncle Ben is to rice.
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
That's caketasic!
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His left shoulder.
Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.
"Knuckle babies" don't eat.
I yam a food lover. I also like sweet potatoes.
What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?
Drumsticks for everyone!
Why are grapes never alone?
Because they hang out in a bunch!