Why is the pizza place busy? Because it’s pizza day! 😂
Food Jokes
A burrito walked off a building.
Why can't melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
Spaghetti-ashannaise
Din mor ligner en banan. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
🎉🎇🎊🎆🎈
There are two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?”
The other muffin says, “AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!”
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to KFC.
Q: What’s the difference between a sleeping lady and an onion?
A: One doesn’t scream when you try to chop it up.
Did you hear the pickle joke?
It's actually a really big dill.
Who betrayed Cheesus Christ?
Goudas.
What do you call a drivable Hamburger?
What?
A Hamborgini.
What did the shark say when it ate the clownfish?
It tasted funny!
Is your middle name Fancy Feast?
'Cause your face looks like a can of dog food.
What's your favorite type of flour?
Don't know.
Mines self-raising.
Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.
"Knuckle babies" don't eat.
I yam a food lover. I also like sweet potatoes.
What's the difference between babies and onions? I cry when I cut onions.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 2)
“I'm HUNGRY for some BARS!"
