Food jokes
If an Indian had powers, it would be throwing tika masala.
What kind of number hates nuts?
17.
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
Spareribs!
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.
"Welcome to Mama Mia's pizzeria and abortion clinic, where last week's loss is this week's sauce."
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One's actually picked.
You're the sriracha to my hoisin sauce.
And together, we are pho-ever.
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
What is a fat boy's favorite karate move?
A pork chop.
Why did the man say chickens were lucky?
Because they get killed and eaten.
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
"Halloumi, who's the tastiest of them all?"
Daikon legs.
Banana!
A guy walks into a butcher's shop and says, "Sir, are you a gambling man?"
The butcher says, "Why yes, as a matter of fact, I am."
"Then I'll bet you $25 you can't reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there."
The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I'm sorry, I won't take that bet."
The guy says, "But I thought you said you were a gambling man."
"I am. But the steaks are too high."
Did you know that the first French fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
I fucking love rhubarbs.
Someone said to me they like greasy food with gravy.
I said no wonder your forehead's so greasy.
My mom holds up a hot dog and shouts, "WHO WANTS A WIENIE!?"
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: "Asperger's."