Food jokes
"Why don't you want to taco 'bout it?"
"Cause I'm nacho friend anymore."
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.
Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.
Your mom is so fat, that burger.
What did the tomato say to the empty ketchup bottle? "GOD STAY AWAY FROM ME!"
Your computer just went in my bathroom and took a shit because you put too much chili in the bowl.
What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday?
A Cake By The Ocean.
What did the shark say after he ate the clownfish?
"This taste a little funny."
What type of flower does an orphan use?
Self-raising flour.
"You can drink drinks, but you can't food foods."
-Sun Tzu, The Art Of Food
Oh, he needs some milk!
I was talking to my old friend. They said, "We should hang out more!"
I said, "You mean we should ketchup?"
Your mom is so poor, she buys used food.
What is the difference between a puppy and a fork?
I don’t microwave forks.
Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?
It was blue 😔.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To get to the curry shop.
What starts with a "v" and ends with a "k"? A veggie Karen.
How do you put a baby in a blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get the baby out? With a tortilla chip!
Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.
Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?
A. A mixed vegetable.