Food jokes
What did the tomato say to the tomato ketchup?
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Stephen Hawking is to wheelchairs like Uncle Ben is to rice.
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
That's caketasic!
Memes
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What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His left shoulder.
Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.
"Knuckle babies" don't eat.
I yam a food lover. I also like sweet potatoes.
What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?
Drumsticks for everyone!
Why are grapes never alone?
Because they hang out in a bunch!
Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?
'Cause he was in need of a light snack!
Q: What do you get from a two-legged cow? A: Lean beef.
Why do kids like bananas?
'Cause they like doing the nana.
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you stick the cucumber.
You scream, I scream, we all scream for ice cream!
The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.
Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?
Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.
Orange: Hey Apple, Apple, hey Apple.
Apple: What?
Orange: Orange you glad I didn't say "Apple" again? Hahaha!