Food jokes
What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.
Do you like In-N-Out?
Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.
"You can drink drinks, but you can't food foods."
-Sun Tzu, The Art Of Food
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli hasn’t got a surname!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cabbage.
Cabbage who?
Cabbage doesn’t have a last name.
I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?
Why did the rooster go to the train station to get the pizza?
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato. 🍅
(I know it's cringe!)
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.
Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.
What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultrygeist!
My mum is a vegan. She brings us to after school seitan.
You're so poor, you like postcards for food.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
I'd make a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. I know y'all have too thick of a crust to get it!
What do you get when you mix a cow with an earthquake??
Milkshake.
MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.
Timmy Turner: I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger.
Wanda: Ok, Timmy.
Timmy: Cosmo, bring her to me!
Cosmo: Here you go, Timmy.
*Timmy eats Miss Kadie*
Why can't people eat pizza? Because they will be unavailable.