Food jokes
Why is it good to be an orphan?
Because every bag of chips is family sized.
Being an orphan always has an upside; for instance, a bag of chips is family-sized.
Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!
Do nut get in my way.
Daikon legs.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.
Dino nuggets are kinda hot. Also, I want to fuck the brown M&M.
What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemon-aid.
What do you mean cook? We wait till summer.
What has to be broken before you can use it?
Answer: An egg.
"I know, you have a lot on your plate right now."
Maybe Soy Milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish! (Soy means "I am" in Spanish).
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean meat.
What's the difference between a cunnilinguist and a Ritz?
One is a snack cracker.
The other, a crack snacker.
Die you potato.
I baked you a pie.
Oh boy, which flavor?
Pie Pie Pie Pie.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Why did you name this way?
Why Why Why?
Eating a clock is so time-consuming.
Q: What do you get from a two-legged cow? A: Lean beef.
I am like Cookie Monster on steroids when it comes to cookies.
Why are grapes never alone?
Because they hang out in a bunch!
What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you stick the cucumber.