What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. A cow with no front legs walking around? Beef stroganoff.
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents? Grounded beef.
What did the policeman shout to the cow running away? Get to the ground beef
What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute? Ground Beef
What did the cat say to the jar of cookies
ground beef
What do you call a cow with no legs? (Ground Beef!) No, a cow! The absence of legs does not change the fact that the species is still a cow!
What do you call a DOG with no legs? (A dog?) It doesn't matter what you call it, as it's never going to come.
What do you call a cow with no legs
Ground beef......haha.....no one likes my jokes
What do you call a cow with two legs? -- Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs? -- Ground beef.
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef
What do you call a cow with no legs? Grounded beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.. What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth? Ground beef
What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs? Ground beef
What is Meat Loaf's new name now that he has passed? Ground beef
What do you call an infant with no legs?
GROUND BEEF
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef! - HEADASS! here's the real joke:
Imma flip this coin, if it lands on heads, tuh, u gotta give me head, if it lands on tails then you gotta give me the booty, so lets give this a try *flips coin* OOP! Would ya look at that, it landed on both, ESSKETIT!
One day Billy cow wandered off to the railroad tracks where his mother always told him not to go. His mother asked him where he had gone when he got home. He replied that he was just going for a graze. His neighbor later told his mother he had saw him at the railroad tracks. What would you call Billy cow now?
Ground Beef
