Sleeping Cow

Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, a "sleeping cow" sounds like "ground beef" because cows sleep on the ground, and ground beef is what you get when you grind up a cow. It's funny 'cause it's so dumb, kinda like when you try to cook without burning water. Bet you didn't know cows sleep about 4 hours a day, but you? You're probably out cold for at least 8, dreaming of... well, probably just more food.