Fineapple Compliment

  • If you were a fruit, you would be a fineapple.

    If you were a vegetable, I would visit you in the hospital.

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, chucklenut. This joke is like saying someone's so ugly, they belong in the hospital if they were a vegetable. It's dark because it implies harm, but it's also wordplay 'cause of the "fineapple" bit. You know, like you when you think too hard about the joke.

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