Would you like to try African food??
They would too.
What is the favorite dish in Africa? The empty one.
What is the similarity between a joke and food?
Some people just don't get them!
What is a gay person’s favourite meal
Willy con carne
What’s brock from pokemon favourite food?
Brockoli
What’s a cannibals favorite food? Ramen (Ra-Men)
When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!
*My mom trying to get me to do dishes*
Mom: I gave you life and you should be able to wash dishes.
Me: Why did you?
Mom: I was very drunk...
Explains a lot...
what do you call a fake noodle....An imposta [hysterical laugh]
When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,
Just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. A cow with no front legs walking around? Beef stroganoff.
Chinese takeout $15 . 00 gas to get there $1.50 . Getting home to find they,very forgotten one of your dishes RICELESS
What is the one sauce Germans avoid on their steak?
Ajous
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
Women should be allowed to choose: dishes or cooking first
New Orleans cuisine has always been my favorite, however I only eat gumbo on oc-cajun.
I decided that il end it all but when i drove off i remembered i forgot to do the dishes.
Why is a Sweet potato cassarol so sweet? cause it's so SWEET TO EAT
Did you hear about the new Chinese food? It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!
