*My mom trying to get me to do dishes*
Mom: I gave you life and you should be able to wash dishes.
Me: Why did you?
Mom: I was very drunk...
Explains a lot...
Women should be allowed to choose: dishes or cooking first
I decided that il end it all but when i drove off i remembered i forgot to do the dishes.
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
Would you like to try African food??
They would too.
What is the favorite dish in Africa? The empty one.
What is the similarity between a joke and food?
Some people just don't get them!
what do astronauts eat off of................ a satellite dish
What is a gay person’s favourite meal
Willy con carne
What’s brock from pokemon favourite food?
Brockoli
Bleach solves so many problems, Staines, Dirty dishes, messes, and over population
What did the chef on the titanic scream as he tried to finish the dishes- "oh no the sink sank!"
What’s a cannibals favorite food? Ramen (Ra-Men)
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!
How many people does it take to wash the dishes? Only Juan
When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u
Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her)
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
Here are some skeleton jokes You know the average person tries to hard and works himself to the bone If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone i can give you a real humerous joke I used to play the trumpet now i play the xylo-bone im always happy nothing gets under my skin I made you some turkey for lunch Bone appetit Im glad i had you im no longer bonely Ive got a skele-ton of more jokes but i'm just giving you one more Did you hear about the skeleton ninja he was very skullful (skillful)
what do you call a fake noodle....An imposta [hysterical laugh]
