Would you like to try African food??
They would too.
Would you like to try African food??
They would too.
What is the similarity between a joke and food?
Some people just don't get them!
When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!
*My mom trying to get me to do dishes*
Mom: I gave you life and you should be able to wash dishes.
Me: Why did you?
Mom: I was very drunk...
Explains a lot...
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. A cow with no front legs walking around? Beef stroganoff.
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
I decided that il end it all but when i drove off i remembered i forgot to do the dishes.