Cupcake jokes

EDP445 is a cupcake. Look it up.

You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.

You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.

You're a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.

So a cupcake walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says to himself, "Damn, this is some good shit."

What did the cupcake tell its frosting?

I’d be muffin without you.

My diet:

Make all of my friends cupcakes. The fatter they get, the thinner I look...

So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."

My wife went to make a cake. The recipe said, "Separate two eggs," so she put one egg in the living room.

Once, there were two cupcakes in the furnace. One cupcake said, "It's kinda hot in here." The other one said, "Hah, a talking cupcake!"

What do you call a cupcake with no frosting? A frosting cupcake.

- All over it like a fat kid on a cupcake.

- Giggling like a room full of fat kids.

- Drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers and 3 shots in 3 hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw.