Cupcake

Cupcake Jokes

You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake. You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.

My wife went to make a cake the recipe said separate two eggs so she put one egg in the living room

so i walked up to my grandma and i said what color would u be on a rainbow cupcake she just turned 61 ok ok so im like 'i got i got ok ok' she like: ok what color" i say:"grey"

Once there were 2 cupcakes in the furnace the one cupcake said its kinda hot in here the other one said hah a talking cupcake

-All over it like a fat kid on a cupcake. -Giggling like a room full of fat kids. -Drinking 8 cups if water a day seems impossible but 8 beers and 3 shots in 3 hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw.