Cupcake jokes

You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.

You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.

My wife went to make a cake. The recipe said, "Separate two eggs," so she put one egg in the living room.

What do you call a cupcake with no frosting? A frosting cupcake.

My diet:

Make all of my friends cupcakes. The fatter they get, the thinner I look...

So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."

You're a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.

What did the cupcake tell its frosting?

I’d be muffin without you.

EDP445 is a cupcake. Look it up.

So a cupcake walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says to himself, "Damn, this is some good shit."

Once, there were two cupcakes in the furnace. One cupcake said, "It's kinda hot in here." The other one said, "Hah, a talking cupcake!"

- All over it like a fat kid on a cupcake.

- Giggling like a room full of fat kids.

- Drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers and 3 shots in 3 hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw.

Note to self.

When baking for the holidays, don't Google "creampies".

Google "cream pie recipes".

Why does a heterosexual man swallow the sperm of another man after he has given him a brojob?

Because of the cream filling inside, just like the individually wrapped cakes of Hostess Twinkies.

What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.

What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?

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Why do gay men like the filling in Hostess Twinkies?

It reminds them of cum. 😋 😍 😏 😜