Food jokes
Q. What is the Titanic's favorite food?
A. Ice burger.
What’s the difference between a tuna and a tube of glue?
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.
What happened to the glue?
I knew you would get stuck on that!
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What do you call a gay barbecue?
LGTBBQ.
Kidnapper: want a snack? Me: if you think you can kiddnap me with snacks you are apsalutly right now gimme the snacks pls
A couple enters a Chinese restaurant and takes their seats.
The waiter asks, "想吃什么 (Xiang Chi Shen Ma)?"
The wife responds, "吃鸡巴 (Chi Ji Ba)!"
Have you ever had duck sausage? No? How about you duck on down and get yourself some!
What is a gay person's favorite fast food place?
Jack(off) in the Box.
What's something red that is bad for your teeth?
A brick.
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.
Can orphans go to a family restaurant?
Why did the vegetable cross the road? He didn't, he just sat there.
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you get when you eat a hamburger?
Mustard gas.
Q: What's red and screams?
A: A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets JALAPEÑO BUSINESS!
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.
Why is 7 afraid of 6?
Because 7 is a vegetarian and 6 is a cannibal.