What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
Food Jokes
What’s the difference between an orphan and a donut?
People want donuts.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Johnny eats a lot of ham, so he catches lots of spam.
What did the blender say to the orange juice?
"What the fuck are you, you are so fucking stupid, shut the fuck up."
What’s the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon.
Are you having rabbit and duck for dinner?
Yeah.
Why?
Because I got too obsessed with hares.
I named my dog "J," and everyone thought I said "jam."
Q: What do you call a cow with only two legs?
A: Lean meat.
What do you call a pig doing a karate chop?
Roses are red, My friend is choking. That stupid bitch shouldn't have eaten my muffin.
If you have 20 apples and you ate 2, how many do you have left?
0 because you have 20 and take away 2, you have 0 left.
Why did the camel cross the road?
Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass.
Why can't blondes make ice?
They forgot the recipe.
Why does the egg crack? Cos it's sad.
What did Harry Houdini say when he did his famous vanishing act at a sushi place?
"Now sashimi, now you don't!"
What does the Peanut Butter Baby say?
"Ah!"
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
What's red, green, and slimy and slides down the chip shop window?
Abortion of chips.
What happens when you see corn looking at you in your window?
A corn stalk!
