Food jokes
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Banana na na.
What do you get when you mix Viagra with spinach?
Strong to the finish.
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
A boy asks a zookeeper, "Why is there a baguette in a cage?"
The zookeeper says, "It's bread in captivity!"
Someone cutting the cheese then farted.
Someone sees the cheese, and it smelled like crap (literally). He said, "Who cut the cheese?"
Ignore the kapwag watermark pls
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
What do you call a pig with two legs? Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahaa
Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?
Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk! 😂🤣
What happens when you eat salmon with Nutella?
You get salmonella.
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.
A can of worms popping up and down inside a lot of people and a girl ate the can of worms: It was her imaginenation.
Why do melons always have big weddings?
Because they cantaloupe!
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.
I heard a joke about chocolate bars, and it wasn't that funny. So I just snickered.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Susan. Susan who? Season your chicken, it's too plain!
Q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
A: They already ate the bat.
What do you call a drivable Hamburger?
What?
A Hamborgini.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called bagels.