Sox jokes

In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.

Why did the Red Sox lose?

They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."

What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?

Boston cream pie.

"What do we want?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

"When do we want them?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.

Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.

Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.

What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A flat major.

What instrument do a pair of sheep play? The two-baaaa.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.