Sox jokes

In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.

Why did the Red Sox lose?

They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."

What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?

Boston cream pie.

"What do we want?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

"When do we want them?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

This is so sad, Alexa, play Despacito.

What instrument do a pair of sheep play? The two-baaaa.

My dad always told me I should sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away.

If a deaf kid swears in sign language, does his mom wash his hands with soap?