Did you know the past tense of William Shakespeare is Wouldiwas Shookspeared?
Bluey
Two muffins are in an oven. One says "man, it is hot in here" the other one says "omg a talking muffin"
Don't criticize someone until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes. So, when you criticize them, they won’t be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you’ll have their shoes.
What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?
You can roast chicken.