What's the difference between milk and my dad?
Nothing, I apparently am allergic to both because I never see either of them.
Remember, children, when you're hungry at 3:00, cook forks for 10 minutes, ok?
Why can't fat kids change a tire?
They would eat the donut.
Q. What do Danielle Smith and a squirrel have in common?
A. They both always have a mouth full of nuts.
Q: What did the AISH worker do on her lunch break? A: Five Guys.
Q: What's the difference between Terri Schiavo and a tomato?
A: A tomato isn't a vegetable.
"Pull down your pants, pull out my willy, stir your guts round like a hot bowl of chili."
Why would a vegetarian never moan during sex?
They don't wanna admit that a piece of meat made them happy.
Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Why'd Billy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing with the bent one.
What do you call the inside of the ISS toilet?
Cosmic Brownies.
Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?
What did the Buddhist say to the pizza delivery boy?
"Make me one with everything."
Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!
What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.
Humor is like food, not everybody gets it.
What's Penaldo's least favorite food?
Indian Murukku, because it reminds him of Morocco! 🤣🤣🤣
What do you call a camel stranded in the desert of Arabia?
A Shawarmano Cameldo!
Want my cookie? Come and get it... 😭
What are the basic ingredients when a cannibal makes a sandwich?
2 slices of Brad.
