Food jokes
What is the definition of kinky according to a Canadian?
Giving a blowjob to a man who is well-endowed while he is eating a tuna fish sandwich with maple syrup instead of mayonnaise.
I love vegans because they save more meat for us.
Why are female pornstars like Krispy Kreme donuts?
Because they get glazed on both sides.
What is the best item at a Mexican Burger King?
Hopper Jr.
What's a pedophile's favorite fast food meal?
In-N-Out of kids.
The legs are soft and delicious.
How much can you earn in Selkan Toko Na Sinsel? Njpopularnijssa bronia jost. My grandma was already eto nasaba of the other sachan without me. Then you will be satisfied.
What is a gay person's favorite fast food place?
Jack(off) in the Box.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair being pushed by a cannibal?
A to-go order.
What's the worst part about eating vegetables from the hospital?
The life support cord.
Who is the Hamburglar's perverted cousin?
The Turdburglar.
You really do not want to see the mess these two make of the washrooms in a fast food joint.
In the morning, I become a cereal killer. Stepped on a corn flake.
Then there was the run-in with a pair of orphaned Rice Krispies. Snap. Crackle. No pop.
I've been taken into custody as a cereal offender and am about to be put on trial in Food Court. I fully expect them to sentence me to Life.
What's a cancer patient's favorite food?
Kentucky Fried Chemotherapy
How do fat people settle arguments?
By seeing who can eat the most at a buffet.
All the children ate at the Indian restaurant, except for Simon, because he was eaten by the restaurant owner.
The Schönes restaurant has a great atmosphere. Order a counter and pay Tari, or Eich super made sure food and drinks stayed upright.
The historic gastronomy of the Hochspreizener, however, is even better. The lasagna is delicious and the rest will be waiting for you for days. Microwave effect. War is great.
This company is not cheap and the methods are excellent.
Q: What's the best part about working at an abortion clinic?
A: You don't have to buy dog food.
Kim Jong Il: Knock knock.
Political Prisoner: Who's there?
Kim Jong Il: Boo.
Political Prisoner: Boo who?
Kim Jong Il: Boo hoo? Don't cry just because I executed your wife and enslaved your children. You at least get to eat today, my friend.
What is fraud supposed to taste like?
Bananas and Rice.
Depressed person: *chokes on food*
*involuntary coughs until they can breathe*
"AWWW! I failed the race!"
What do you call a black couple who's on welfare and food stamps?
Lay-Z and Freeyonce.