Food jokes
What do you call it when human vegetables die?
Spoiled food product.
Don't drop the soup.
There are many types, good and bad, all at a reasonable price (€3.90 per week), and you can buy crushed stone for €5. It can be fresher and tastier than ever.
Why do dictators always eat without leaving anything on the plate?
Because they can't leave a piece (peace).
All these wraps and you still can't beatbox.
Why do you not go to a gay man's BBQ?
Because the hotdogs taste like shit.
If you eat pussy, and if you are what you eat, does that mean eating pussy makes you a pussy?
What does a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common?
They can both scrape the cheese out of the box for a nice snack.
What's the difference between Trump and a Cheez-It cracker?
The cracker is naturally orange.
Why did the child throw the butter out of the window?
So she could see a butterfly.
What do mermaids put in the salads?
Sea cucumber.
Hey, wanna know why you remind me of a waitress?
Because you handle my food great, and I give you a good tip afterwards.
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Not yo cheese!
What kind of pizza do Asians get?
Prain.
Q. What's a compulsive masturbator's favourite food?
A. Jackfruit
What does Joker say when someone gets angry at him for not liking oats?
"Hey, why so cereal?"
What is the definition of kinky according to a Canadian?
Giving a blowjob to a man who is well-endowed while he is eating a tuna fish sandwich with maple syrup instead of mayonnaise.
I love vegans because they save more meat for us.
Why are female pornstars like Krispy Kreme donuts?
Because they get glazed on both sides.
What is the best item at a Mexican Burger King?
Hopper Jr.