Food jokes
Why did the child throw the butter out of the window?
So she could see a butterfly.
What do mermaids put in the salads?
Sea cucumber.
Hey, wanna know why you remind me of a waitress?
Because you handle my food great, and I give you a good tip afterwards.
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Not yo cheese!
What kind of pizza do Asians get?
Prain.
Q. What's a compulsive masturbator's favourite food?
A. Jackfruit
What does Joker say when someone gets angry at him for not liking oats?
"Hey, why so cereal?"
What is the definition of kinky according to a Canadian?
Giving a blowjob to a man who is well-endowed while he is eating a tuna fish sandwich with maple syrup instead of mayonnaise.
I love vegans because they save more meat for us.
Why are female pornstars like Krispy Kreme donuts?
Because they get glazed on both sides.
What is the best item at a Mexican Burger King?
Hopper Jr.
What's a pedophile's favorite fast food meal?
In-N-Out of kids.
The legs are soft and delicious.
How much can you earn in Selkan Toko Na Sinsel? Njpopularnijssa bronia jost. My grandma was already eto nasaba of the other sachan without me. Then you will be satisfied.
What is a gay person's favorite fast food place?
Jack(off) in the Box.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair being pushed by a cannibal?
A to-go order.
What's the worst part about eating vegetables from the hospital?
The life support cord.
Who is the Hamburglar's perverted cousin?
The Turdburglar.
You really do not want to see the mess these two make of the washrooms in a fast food joint.
In the morning, I become a cereal killer. Stepped on a corn flake.
Then there was the run-in with a pair of orphaned Rice Krispies. Snap. Crackle. No pop.
I've been taken into custody as a cereal offender and am about to be put on trial in Food Court. I fully expect them to sentence me to Life.
What's a cancer patient's favorite food?
Kentucky Fried Chemotherapy
How do fat people settle arguments?
By seeing who can eat the most at a buffet.