Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Why'd Billy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing with the bent one.
What do you call the inside of the ISS toilet?
Cosmic Brownies.
Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?
What did the Buddhist say to the pizza delivery boy?
"Make me one with everything."
Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!
What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.
Humor is like food, not everybody gets it.
What's Penaldo's least favorite food?
Indian Murukku, because it reminds him of Morocco! 🤣🤣🤣
What do you call a camel stranded in the desert of Arabia?
A Shawarmano Cameldo!
Want my cookie? Come and get it... 😭
What are the basic ingredients when a cannibal makes a sandwich?
2 slices of Brad.
In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, "Only take one. God is watching." Further down the line is a pile of cookies. A little boy makes his own note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
Ever tried African food?
Neither have they.
What did the sushi say to the bee?
Wa sa Bee.
What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?
Neurospicy.
What is a dog's favorite snack?
RUFFles.
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because KFC was offering free seeds.
First bite: Oh my God!
Second bite: Oh my, God!
