Want my cookie? Come and get it... 😭
What are the basic ingredients when a cannibal makes a sandwich?
2 slices of Brad.
In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, "Only take one. God is watching." Further down the line is a pile of cookies. A little boy makes his own note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
Ever tried African food?
Neither have they.
What did the sushi say to the bee?
Wa sa Bee.
What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?
Neurospicy.
What is a dog's favorite snack?
RUFFles
Why did the chicken cross the road...
Because KFC was offering free seeds
First bite: Oh my God!
Second bite: Oh my, God.
Times are hard at the moment for people on disability benefits. I’ve got a friend who’s a dwarf..
...and he’s struggling to put food on the table
Roses are red I love hot food if I was a bad bitch I'd wanna fuck me too
oh wait I am.
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo? A. The pizza doesn't cut it's self.
a UN survey asked the following: Please, in your honest opinion, could you give your thoughts on the food shortages in the rest of the world?
It was a faliure because
South Americans don’t know the word “please”
Eastern Europeans don’t know the word “honest”
Middle Easterns don’t know the word “opinion”
Balkans don’t know the word “give”
Chinese don’t know the word “thoughts”
Africans don’t know the word “food”
Western Europeans don’t know the word “shortage”
and Americans don’t know the words “the rest of the world.”
Then they simply explained “just donate healthy food to the global south to help.” But that still didn’t sit right with everyone, because Israelis do not know the word “donate,” and Pacific Islanders do not know the words “healthy food.”
What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.
Why is there no medication in Africa? Because doctors advised you don't take it on an empty stomach.
Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh? Well why are there no Momtarts?
Because of the PASTRYarchy!
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito? He gets to tear that ass up one more time
whats the difference between a gay man and a freezer. a freezer doesnt scream when you put meat inside it
What’s the LGBTQ+’s favorite cereal? Fruity pebbles.
