Two muffins are in an oven.
One says, "Man, it is hot in here!"
The other one says, "OMG, a talking muffin!"
Alright, listen up, genius. So, these muffins are chillin' in an oven, right? One of 'em is all, "it's hot!" Then the other muffin loses its mind because, newsflash, muffins ain't supposed to talk! It's like if your toaster started rapping – you'd be trippin' too!