Meal jokes
Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.
Ms. Katie: I heard about a Vegan baby.
Mom: Here’s your Happy Meal.
Ms. Katie: That’s not vegan, did you trick me?
Kids: Yeah!
Ms. Katie: That’s it, little baby Jimmy, I’m giving you shaking baby syndrome!
Mom: Please don’t hurt my son.
*Ms. Katie shakes Jimmy*
Mom: I’m secretly a cop, and you are arrested.
I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."
What is one thing humans do before they eat?
They beat their meat to make nuggets.
Beans and toast.
I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.
I don't know why my friends look disgusted.
What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
Why don't you wanna taco 'bout it? Cause it's nacho problem!
Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.
My mom holds up a hot dog and shouts, "WHO WANTS A WIENIE!?"
What food has an orphan made?
Homemade food.
What did Sushi 'A' say to Sushi 'B'?
- Wassaaaa....B!
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
"Hey Modda, I'm hungry."
My neighbor's daughter gave me a three-course meal last night:
Starters - role play and stripping.
Main course - Reverse Cowgirl.
Dessert - Blowy.
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!
Hi, how are you? Busy, busy today and tomorrow. I have to go home from home and walk home. Walk and a bike. Walk, walk, and a bike to school tomorrow night. I have to have lunch with my mom and dad, and I have dinner with you tonight.
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. I'm talkin' ketchup. My n***a mustard on that BEAT!