I thought of having a threesome, but then I realized that if I wanted to disappoint two people at one time I might as well have dinner with my parents.
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, well not if its poisoned.
then the antidote becomes the most important
Why can't blind people eat fish?
Because it's sea food.
I got detention for giving a emo kid a happy meal
What did the skeleton say before dinner? BONE appetit. His whole family found that HUMERUS.
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? SPARERIBS
whats steven hawkins favourite meal?
his shoulder
What did a cannibal have as his last meal?
Five guys.
What is the similarity between a joke and food?
Some people just don't get them!
Happiness is like food, not everyone gets it
Kfc proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids.😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer
Jesus and his disciples walk into a restaurant.
Jesus: "A table for 26, please." Headwaiter: "But there's only... 13 of you?" Jesus: "Yeah, we're all going to sit on the same side."
I had a very long dream that I was eating the most juiciest tastiest meal I'd ever eaten in my life ten when I woke up my wife was gone.
What's the best part of working at an abortion clinic?
Free dog food.
I offered to share a Meal with an Homeless Person once but he said "Piss off and buy your Own"
What do skeletons say before they begin dining? Bone-Appetit!
Where can u never take an orphan to dinner?
Family restaurants
what do you call a baby in an oven? my next meal
When do astronauts eat? At launch time!
Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?
