Mamma

Mamma Jokes

Toaster

Your mamma's so ugly, even the toaster wouldn't get in the bathtub with her.

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  • Yo mamma

    Yo mamma so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he was just asking her to get out the way.

    Cinderblock

    There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, "Momma, why is my name Rose?" The mommy cow replies, "Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born." The next calf comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?" The mother replies, "Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born." The third baby comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Daisy?" The momma cow again replieds, "Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, "Huh Ruh Buh Duh!" The momma cow says, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"

    Robber

    Yo mamma so stupid when a robber stole her TV, she ran after him saying, "You forgot the remote!"

    Memes

    Orphan

    Like this if you laughed.

    These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.

    I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

    Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.

    Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.

    Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)

    Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.

    What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.

    Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!

    Orphan

    What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?

    Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.

    Yo mama

    Yo mama so fat when she went to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.

    Orphan

    Friend: Hi, orphan.

    Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.

    Friend: ummm

    Orphan: Exactly, U can't.

    Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!

    Monkey

    Five little monkeys jumping on a bed.

    One fell off and bumped his head. Mamma called Walmart, and Walmart said,

    "We will give you a replacement!"

    Mama

    Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldn’t get high.