Your mamma's so ugly, even the toaster wouldn't get in the bathtub with her.
Mamma Jokes
Yo mamma so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he was just asking her to get out the way.
There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, "Momma, why is my name Rose?" The mommy cow replies, "Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born." The next calf comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?" The mother replies, "Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born." The third baby comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Daisy?" The momma cow again replieds, "Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, "Huh Ruh Buh Duh!" The momma cow says, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"
Yo mamma so stupid when a robber stole her TV, she ran after him saying, "You forgot the remote!"
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made blind kids cry.
Like this if you laughed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesnât have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Itâs not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Whatâs the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she took a bath, the water jumped out.
Yo mamma so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.
Yo mamma is so dumb that she smokes to burn calories!
Whatâs the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Yo mama so fat, she is 4 feet tall laying down.
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.
Friend: Hi, orphan.
Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.
Friend: ummm
Orphan: Exactly, U can't.
Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!
Yo momma so fat, she made up of a lot of atoms.
Whenever you wanna roast an orphan, say "yo mamma".
Yo mamma so fat, scientists say she's the closest planet to Earth!
Five little monkeys jumping on a bed.
One fell off and bumped his head. Mamma called Walmart, and Walmart said,
"We will give you a replacement!"
Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldnât get high.
