You’re mamma’s so ugly, even the toaster wouldn’t get in the bathtub with her.
yo mamma so fat when God said let there be light he was just asking her to get out the way
There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, "Momma, why is my name Rose?" The mommy cow replies, "Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born." The next calf comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?" The mother replies, "Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born." The third baby comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Daisy?" The momma cow again replieds" Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, "Huh Ruh Buh Duh!" The momma cow says, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"
Yo mamma so stupid when a robber stole her TV, she ran after him saying, "you forgot the remote"
Like this if you laughed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans .Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
Yo mamma is so ugly she made blind kids cry
yo mamma so fat when I swerved to miss her I ran out of gas
Yo mamma is so ugly when she took a bath the water jumped out.
yo mamma so stupid she starved to death in a groacy store
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
yo mamma so fat she is 4 feet tall laying down
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt
Yo mamma so fat when se went to the movie theater the sits next to everyone
Friend: hi orphan Orphan: tell me a yo mamma joke Friend: ummm Orphan: exactly U can't Friend: yo mamma so disappointed she left
yo mamma so fat she made up of lot of atoms
When every you wanna roast a orphan say -yo mamma-
Yo mamma so fat that Thanos had to snap his finger twice to get her out of Existence
Yo mamma so short that when tried to sniff meth she couldn’t get high
Yo mamma so fat I can see where you got in from now
5 five little monkeys jumping on a bed
One fell of and bumped his head mamma called Walmart and walmart said
We will give you a replacement
