Mamma jokes
Your mamma's so stinky that perfume leaks where she puts it on.
Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Your mamma is so dumb, she went to the dentist to get Bluetooth.
Mamma mia abortion clinic!
Your loss is our sauce.
Yo Mamma's so ugly, she made One Direction turn into the other direction!
Yo mama!
Yo mamma so ugly that even God said, "Be gone, DEMON!"
Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed.
Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.
Yo mamma's so fat, she had to pull down her pants to get to her wallet!
Yo mama eat so much that she threw up a thousand times and said, "Help me, son!"
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.
Yo mamma is so dumb that she smokes to burn calories!
Yo mamma so fat, when she tried to sit down the chair ran away.
Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.
din mamma
Yo mamma so stupid when a robber stole her TV, she ran after him saying, "You forgot the remote!"
Your mamma so fat Thanos had to clap 4 times.
Yo mamma so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he was just asking her to get out the way.
Yo mamma is so dumb, she will watch Disney Junior all night long.