There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, “Momma, why is my name Rose?” The mommy cow replies, “Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born.” The next calf comes up and asks, “Momma, why is my name Lily?” The mother replies, “Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born.” The third baby comes up and asks, “Momma, why is my name Daisy?” The momma cow again replieds" Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, “Huh Ruh Buh Duh!” The momma cow says, “Shut up, Cinderblock!”
You’re mamma’s so ugly, even the toaster wouldn’t get in the bathtub with her.
Yo mamma so stupid when a robber stole her TV, she ran after him saying, “you forgot the remote”
When every you wanna roast a orphan say -yo mamma-
yo mamma so stupid she starved to death in a groacy store
yo mamma so fat she made up of lot of atoms
yo mamma so ugly that even god said be gone DEMON!
5 five little monkeys jumping on a bed
One fell of and bumped his head mamma called Walmart and walmart said
We will give you a replacement
Your mamma’s so fat the aliens call her their mother ship
YO MAMMA EAT TO MUCH THAT SEE THEW UP A THOUSEND TIMES AND SAID HELP ME SON
yo mamma is so dumb she`ll what disney junior all night long
Yo mamma is so FAT, when she came on this website, the whole server crashed!
Yo mamma’s so fat she had to pull down her pants to get to her wallet
Yo mamma such a quitter, she di
yo mamma so stupid she pooped in the shower
Your mamma so stinky that perfume leeks where she puts it on
yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join the ugly contest they said “sorry, no professionals”
your mamma so ugly when the baby came out of her the baby didn’t cry the baby said what the hell is this shit and walked out of the hospital.