Mamma jokes
Mamma mia abortion clinic!
Your loss is our sauce.
Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Yo Mamma's so ugly, she made One Direction turn into the other direction!
Your mamma's so stinky that perfume leaks where she puts it on.
Yo mama eat so much that she threw up a thousand times and said, "Help me, son!"
Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.
Yo mama!
Yo mamma so ugly that even God said, "Be gone, DEMON!"
Your mamma is so dumb, she went to the dentist to get Bluetooth.
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.
Your mamma so fat Thanos had to clap 4 times.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Yo mamma so stupid when a robber stole her TV, she ran after him saying, "You forgot the remote!"
Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made blind kids cry.
Like this if you laughed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed.
Yo mamma's so fat, she had to pull down her pants to get to her wallet!
Five little monkeys jumping on a bed.
One fell off and bumped his head. Mamma called Walmart, and Walmart said,
"We will give you a replacement!"
Yo mamma is so dumb that she smokes to burn calories!