Are your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go way back?
donald
Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."
yo mamma so old that when she farts we have to dust again
yo mamma so fat that she like that ocean we haven't even explored 5% of her yet
yo mamma so fat that when she fell i didn't laugh but the floor cracked up
Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
yo mamma so fat not even dora could explore her