donald

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Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."

Yo mamma so fat that she like that ocean, we haven't even explored 5% of her yet.

Yo momma so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the floor cracked up.

Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.