There is an upside to being an orphan. Every bag of chips is family size.
the emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the oreos
Dating a striper is like eating a bag of chips in class.
Everyone looks at you in disgust. But deep down inside they want some too.
For orphans every bag of chips is family size
Happiness is like food, not everyone gets it
What food does a cheetah eat? Fast food
Like this if you are a single Pringle like me
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
what is six inches, and has nuts, and is hard.
a sinkers bar
What do french fries 🍟 do when they meet?
They ketchup.
@blue takis?
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? I think your nuts
What do u call a gay drive by a fruit roll up
Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water? “ Because his dad never brought the milk.”
joe: are your mom and dad nice?
zozo: well they were until i murdered them over a bottle of pringles
joe: oh so you are an orphan, and a murderer
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk
do you like pudding? pudding deez nutz in your mouth
What is opposite of a lady fingers?
Answer: Mentos
What’s a homeless persons favorite cookie?
Pooreo’s
are you my pantry bc u look like a snack ;)
