When we were visiting the hoover dam. I started to get a bit hungry. I asked my parents, “Wheres the dam snack bar?”
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
What is Stephen hawkings favourite snack his shoulder
Whats the difference between a baby and a dorito? One is a tasty snack, the other is a dorito.
What is trump’s favorite snack? Cheetos
(get it?) (he looks like a cheeto)
Once there was a kid named Cale. But his classmates didn’t know it was spelled with a C so they asked him if he could be there snack
What’s a chairs favorite snack?
Chair-es or Cherries if that’s how you wanna spell it .3.
Every time I go to the store I look in the deodorant section and my dyslexia acts up. Instead of “antiperspirant,” I read “antidepressant.” At least I get a bunch of extra snacks out of my shopping mistakes
This man walks into a bar and says… “how do i get service here.” The assistant bar attendent tells him him to take a seat as the bar tender will be there to serve him shortly. After 2 minutes the man says this is ridiculous that he has to wait. The assistant then offers him a bar snack of free nuts which the man duly eats. Another 2 minutes goes buy and the man then says ok i get it no service of beer but free nuts to which the assistant says hell no the game starts in 10 minutes. Everyone laughs and claps.
What is Stephen Hawking’s favorite snack?
J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack
Guy: Oh, what is it?
J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin
Guy: Isn’t that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?