Snack

Snack Jokes

Orphan

There is an upside to being an orphan. Every bag of chips is family size.

Similarity

What’s the similarity between a bag of chips and a gun?

When you pull one out in class, everybody wants to be your friend.

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  • Emo kid

    The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.

    Stripper

    Dating a stripper is like eating a bag of chips in class.

    Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down inside they want some too.

    Cookie

    Little Johnny got detention because when he was walking to lunch, he saw a bowl of apples and there was a note on it that said, "Take 1, God is watching." He continued walking and saw a bowl of cookies that said, "Take 1, please." So little Johnny made his own note and he wrote, "Take as many cookies as you want, God is watching the apples."

    Orphan

    Being an orphan isn't all bad. On the bright side, all your snacks are family-sized.

    Nut

    What did the nut chasing the other nut say? "I'mma cashew!"

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  • Daughter

    Daughter: Mommy?

    Mom: Hey.

    Daughter: What kind of kids do they use to make Sour Patch Kids?

    Mom: They don’t use kids to make Sour Patch Kids.

    Daughter: Oh, that’s why the ones I made taste kind of funny...

    Snack Bar

    When we were visiting the Hoover Dam, I started to get a bit hungry. I asked my parents, "Where's the dam snack bar?"

    Watermelon

    What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

    One is a refreshing summertime snack; the other one is a watermelon.

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  • Orphan

    What's the only good thing about being an orphan?

    All snacks are family sized!