Snack jokes
What's the difference between Trump and a Cheez-It cracker?
The cracker is naturally orange.
I hope you have to pull hard on a candy wrapper only for the bag to pop and have the candy fall on the floor.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack? His shoulder.
What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?
Neurospicy.
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall?
A walnut.
Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh?
Well why are there no Momtarts?
Because of the PASTRYarchy!
My Butterfingers slipped.
What is the best part of being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family sized.
Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?
'Cause he was in need of a light snack!
Why do orphans have a single chip? Because they don't have a full bag.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized.
Takis.
What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?
An emochi. (search up mochi)
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
I'm hungry.
What nut is broken? A silly nut!
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.
A kid asks for an ice cream. The man says, "Any sauce?" and the kid says, "Na, I got ketchup at home."
I got a chicken drum stick for lunch, thought I might drum up an appetite!