Snack jokes
Why did everyone run from the Mexican when he went to the snack bar?
He said "¡Hola snack bar!" ¡Hola means hello in Spanish.
Boys eat Frito Bandito, but men eat Guido Bandito.
You pecan do it!
What is a dog's favorite snack?
RUFFles.
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Nacho cheese.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nacho.
Nacho who?
Nacho Cheese!
Why do orphans hate big bags of chips?
Because they are family sized :,)
Q: When a chip gets popped, what happens to it?
A: It gets pooped out of the bag.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer walnuts!
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
Why can’t orphans eat big bags of chips?
Cause they're family size. ✌🏻😂🤣😅🥲
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese, but it's only mild.
Me and my suicidal friend are close, so I took him to the mall to treat him.
We bought snacks, a new controller for his Xbox, and LED lights for his room to hopefully brighten his mood. After we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.
Sometimes women are like bad snacks. People try them and then chuck them in the trash.
Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?
'Cause he was in need of a light snack!
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
The nut is so solid, it’s peanut brittle.
Orphans get family-sized chips for free.
Spell "Ihop," and then say, "'Ness, I ate your peanuts!"
Would you like some wine with those French cries?