Puns

SammyBoy 136 YT

When we were visiting the hoover dam. I started to get a bit hungry. I asked my parents, “Wheres the dam snack bar?”

Difference

Anonymous

What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.

Shoulder

Jerry McKellen

What is Stephen hawkings favourite snack his shoulder

Difference

Anonymous

Whats the difference between a baby and a dorito? One is a tasty snack, the other is a dorito.

Trump

A Random Youtuber Guy

What is trump’s favorite snack? Cheetos

(get it?) (he looks like a cheeto)

Name

Anonymous

Once there was a kid named Cale. But his classmates didn’t know it was spelled with a C so they asked him if he could be there snack

Chair

RedPandaWish

What’s a chairs favorite snack?

Chair-es or Cherries if that’s how you wanna spell it .3.

Time

Anonymous

Every time I go to the store I look in the deodorant section and my dyslexia acts up. Instead of “antiperspirant,” I read “antidepressant.” At least I get a bunch of extra snacks out of my shopping mistakes

Nut

Anonymous

This man walks into a bar and says… “how do i get service here.” The assistant bar attendent tells him him to take a seat as the bar tender will be there to serve him shortly. After 2 minutes the man says this is ridiculous that he has to wait. The assistant then offers him a bar snack of free nuts which the man duly eats. Another 2 minutes goes buy and the man then says ok i get it no service of beer but free nuts to which the assistant says hell no the game starts in 10 minutes. Everyone laughs and claps.

Vegetable

Anonymous

What is Stephen Hawking’s favorite snack?

Vegetables

Guy

J0K35

J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack

Guy: Oh, what is it?

J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin

Guy: Isn’t that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?

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