Snack jokes
Why can't orphans have a large bag of chips? Because they're family sized.
What's the difference between a cunnilinguist and a Ritz?
One is a snack cracker.
The other, a crack snacker.
If a walnut is a nut on the wall, then what is a peanut?
What's a pedo's favorite snack?
Sour Patch Kids.
What does a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common?
They can both scrape the cheese out of the box for a nice snack.
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Why can't orphans have family size chip bags? Because they have no family to have them with.
Why don't you wanna taco 'bout it? Cause it's nacho problem!
Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.
Why can’t orphans eat big bags of chips?
Cause they're family size. ✌🏻😂🤣😅🥲
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
What can a duck eat for a snack? Saltine quackers!
When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
Nuts, nuts, nuts!
I told a cookie a joke the other day.
It just crumbled.
What is an angel's favorite kind of tortilla chip dip?
GuacaHOLY!
"Hey Modda, I'm hungry."
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables.
What’s cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!
What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate?
A Mars bar!