What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?

LEAN BEEF!

What do you call a cow that’s beating his meat; beef stroganoff!

What did the angry cow say to it’s enemy

We have beef

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.

Why did the cow not want to talk to the other cow? because they had beef with eachother

What do you call a cow with a twitch? – Beef jerky.

What do you call a cow in the snow? Chilli Beef

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.

What do you call a cow with no legs? (Ground Beef!) No, a cow! The absence of legs does not change the fact that the species is still a cow!

What do you call a DOG with no legs? (A dog?) It doesn’t matter what you call it, as it’s never going to come.

What do you call a cow with no legs

Ground beef…haha…no one likes my jokes

What do you call a masturbating cow?

Beef stroganoff.

What do you call a cow with no legs, ground beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs. your mom

What does a news anchor cow say for the weekly broadcast? “Here’s the beef of the week!”

What do you call a herd of cows mastrabating? Beef Strokin’ off

why don’t chicken and sheep get along? because they have beef between them

What do you call a cow with no legs. Ground beef hahahahahaha

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!(aka dinner)

A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, “what do I see here? Corn beef!?”

What do you call a cow with no legs- ground beef What do you call a cow with 3 legs- lean beef
What do you call a cow with 2 legs- your mom

What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

It’s easy to roast beef.