"Waiter, my steak is too skinny." "It's a strip steak, sir." "At these prices, it should not only strip, but sing and dance too!"
What do you call a cow with a twitch? -- Beef jerky.
What do you call a cow that’s beating his meat; beef stroganoff!
if there is a hair, the meat is ruined
What do u call a united cow? United Steaks
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke a little leaf,
Jack got high and dropped his fly,
and Jill said "Where’s The beef?"
What do you call a cow in the snow? Chilli Beef
what do you call a cow that fell
ground beefffffff --- Aaron
What did the angry cow say to it’s enemy
We have beef
If 2 vegans are arguing is it still considered beef?
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?
LEAN BEEF!
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.
What do you call a herd of cows pleasuring themselves? Beef strokin’ off!
Why cant a homeless person be in The Boys
Because he would have beef with homelander
What do you call Kevin with no beef? - Chicky
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
In memory of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as various places is introducing the Jackson Dog. A 50 year old sausage between 9 year old bun
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroganoff.