What do you call a cow with a twitch? – Beef jerky.

What do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef.

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef Jerky

What do you call a masturbating cow?

Beef stroganoff.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.

What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Lean Beef.

What do you call a cow with no legs? (Ground Beef!) No, a cow! The absence of legs does not change the fact that the species is still a cow!

What do you call a DOG with no legs? (A dog?) It doesn’t matter what you call it, as it’s never going to come.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

-Ground Beef

What do you call a cow with two legs- lean beef

what do you call a cow with no legs?–ground beef XD

Stormtrooper: My lord, what should we do with all this beef? Palpatine: Stew it

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!

One cow asks another cow, “Are you afraid of mad cow disease?” The other cow says, “Why should I be? I’m a helicopter.”

What do you call a masturbating cow

Beef stroking off

An Aussie an Asian and a Frenchmen are in a bar. The Asian throws his risky in the air and shoots it, the Frenchmen asks “why did u do that?” The Asian says “there are plenty of them where we come from. The Frenchmen throws his champayne in the air and shoots it then the Aussie asks “why did u do that?” The Frenchmen replies “there are plenty of them where we come from”. The Aussie then throws his beer up in the air and shoots the Asian then the Frenchmen asked “why did u do that?” The Aussie then replies “there are plenty of them where we come from”

What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

It’s easy to roast beef.

What was Beethoven called when he only ate beef?

Beefthoven!

What do you call a cow with two legs? – Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with no legs? – Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky

My acquaintance WILLIAM