Beef jokes
What do you call a cow that's beating his meat? Beef stroganoff!
What do you call a cow in the snow?
Chilli Beef.
What do you call Kevin with no beef?
Chicky.
What did the angry cow say to its enemy?
"We have beef!"
"Waiter, my steak is too skinny."
"It's a strip steak, sir."
"At these prices, it should not only strip, but sing and dance too!"
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke a little leaf.
Jack got high and dropped his fly, and Jill said "Where’s The beef?"
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.
I was beefing with a dude in a wheelchair, so I took his wheelchair and threw it across the street and told him, "Walk it off, you will be fine."
What do you call a united cow?
United Steaks.
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
If there is a hair, the meat is ruined.
In memory of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as various places, is introducing the Jackson Dog. A 50 year old sausage between a 9 year old bun.
what do you call a cow that fell?
Ground beef.
What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?
Beef strokin' off.
If two vegans are arguing, is it still considered beef?
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
What is a vegetarian's favorite song?
No beef.
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.