Beef jokes
What do you call a cow that's beating his meat? Beef stroganoff!
What did the angry cow say to its enemy?
"We have beef!"
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke a little leaf.
Jack got high and dropped his fly, and Jill said "Where’s The beef?"
When someone asks you for a beef (fight), just say you're a vegetarian.
What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?
Beef strokin' off.
What did one angry cow say to another?
We got some beef.
What do you call Kevin with no beef?
Chicky.
What do you call a field of masturbating cattle?
Beef strokin' off.
"-Hey dude, you got some beef? You want some beef from me?"
"- No thanks... I'm vegetarian!"
What do you call a cow in the snow?
Chilli Beef.
"Waiter, my steak is too skinny."
"It's a strip steak, sir."
"At these prices, it should not only strip, but sing and dance too!"
Rachel won the lottery twice in two years. Her friend Jim called her every day asking for tips on winning, just the same. Then one day, simply to get rid of him, Rachel said, "Watch two martial arts movies, eat three pieces of hard beef jerky, and pick a fight at a bar."
Jim replied with a shocked look, "That's what I do after Mr. Tugman shakes my hand too long."
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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
It's easy to roast beef.
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroganoff.
Why don't chickens and sheep get along?
Because they have beef between them.
Are you beef?
Because you're Carlos-Asada.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(
You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.
One little orphan had roast beef, the other had none.
One little orphan went to market, the other stayed home. Wait a second.