What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?
LEAN BEEF!
Beef Jokes
In memory of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as various places is introducing the Jackson Dog. A 50 year old sausage between 9 year old bun
What do you call a cow that’s beating his meat; beef stroganoff!
What do you call a cow in the snow? Chilli Beef
What did the angry cow say to it’s enemy
We have beef
What do you call Kevin with no beef? - Chicky
What do you call a cow with a twitch? – Beef jerky.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.
What do you call a herd of cows mastrabating? Beef Strokin’ off
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
is it still called beef if two vegetarians are arguing?
What do you call a cow with no legs? (Ground Beef!) No, a cow! The absence of legs does not change the fact that the species is still a cow!
What do you call a DOG with no legs? (A dog?) It doesn’t matter what you call it, as it’s never going to come.
Why did the cow not want to talk to the other cow? because they had beef with eachother
What do you call a cow with no legs
Ground beef…haha…no one likes my jokes
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroganoff.
What do you call a cow with no legs- ground beef
What do you call a cow with 3 legs- lean beef
What do you call a cow with 2 legs- your mom
What do you call a cow with no legs, ground beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs. your mom
What does a news anchor cow say for the weekly broadcast? “Here’s the beef of the week!”
What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute? Ground Beef
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
Two of the worst jokes ever.