Beef jokes
What do you call a cow in the snow?
Chilli Beef.
What do you call Kevin with no beef?
Chicky.
"Waiter, my steak is too skinny."
"It's a strip steak, sir."
"At these prices, it should not only strip, but sing and dance too!"
What did the angry cow say to its enemy?
"We have beef!"
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke a little leaf.
Jack got high and dropped his fly, and Jill said "Where’s The beef?"
What did the cat say to the jar of cookies?
"Ground beef!"
What do you call a cow that's beating his meat? Beef stroganoff!
If a vegan and a vegan have a fight, is it still considered beef?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
What is Meat Loaf's new name now that he has passed?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
Alright ALYA and drew ALYA's boyfriend!! Have a good fucking life, I hardly even think drew is real but uk whatever I've passed on but DREW if u fucking wanna beef, I'll fight u bro, ur prob a stick, I'm fucking doing push ups 4 times a week 100 each.
What do you call a cow with no legs? (Ground Beef!) No, a cow! The absence of legs does not change the fact that the species is still a cow! What do you call a DOG with no legs? (A dog?) It doesn't matter what you call it, as it's never going to come.
What did the customer say when Beef a Roo made him a bacon cheeseburger?
Thank a Roo.
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
My acquaintance, William.
Why do cows die?
'Cuz they are to beef.
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?