What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?

LEAN BEEF!

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.

What do you call a cow with a twitch? – Beef jerky.

What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

It’s easy to roast beef.

Why did the cow not want to talk to the other cow? because they had beef with eachother

What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father

What do you call a cow that’s laying down? Ground Beef

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.

What do you call a cow with no legs? (Ground Beef!) No, a cow! The absence of legs does not change the fact that the species is still a cow!

What do you call a DOG with no legs? (A dog?) It doesn’t matter what you call it, as it’s never going to come.

What do you call a cow with no legs

Ground beef…haha…no one likes my jokes

When someone asks you for a beef (fight) just say your a vegetarion.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

Two of the worst jokes ever.

What do you call a cow with no legs, ground beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs. your mom

what do you call a cow with no legs?–ground beef XD

What do you call a masturbating cow?

Beef stroganoff.

What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Lean Beef.

What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup.

Anyone can roast beef.

An Aussie an Asian and a Frenchmen are in a bar. The Asian throws his risky in the air and shoots it, the Frenchmen asks “why did u do that?” The Asian says “there are plenty of them where we come from. The Frenchmen throws his champayne in the air and shoots it then the Aussie asks “why did u do that?” The Frenchmen replies “there are plenty of them where we come from”. The Aussie then throws his beer up in the air and shoots the Asian then the Frenchmen asked “why did u do that?” The Aussie then replies “there are plenty of them where we come from”

What do you call a cow with two legs- lean beef

What do you call a masturbating cow

Beef stroking off

One little orphan had roast beef the other had none, One little orphan went to market the other stayed home wait a second.

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