"Waiter, my steak is too skinny." "It's a strip steak, sir." "At these prices, it should not only strip, but sing and dance too!"
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke a little leaf,
Jack got high and dropped his fly,
and Jill said "Where’s The beef?"
What do you call a cow in the snow? Chilli Beef
if there is a hair, the meat is ruined
What do u call a united cow? United Steaks
what do you call a cow that fell
ground beefffffff --- Aaron
If 2 vegans are arguing is it still considered beef?
What do you call Kevin with no beef? - Chicky
What did the angry cow say to it’s enemy
We have beef
Why cant a homeless person be in The Boys
Because he would have beef with homelander
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
This Anorexic girl wanted to fight me I told her that I would roast her but she didn't have any meat
What does a news anchor cow say for the weekly broadcast? "Here's the beef of the week!"
u look like burger
Say this when you answer a spam call... Hi welcome to bobs taco shack and funeral home. Wear yesterdays grief is todays beef.
(Phone call) This is Franks funeral home and grill where yesterday’s grief is todays beef. How may we help you ?
One cow asks another cow, "Are you afraid of mad cow disease?" The other cow says, "Why should I be? I'm a helicopter."
What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute? Ground Beef
What do you call a cow that’s beating his meat; beef stroganoff!
You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in calabasas
