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Anonymous

What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?

LEAN BEEF!

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Anonymous

What do you call a cow that’s beating his meat; beef stroganoff!

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Anonymous

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef

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Sam Reed

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.

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Anonymous

What do you call a cow with a twitch? – Beef jerky.

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diamondZwastaken

Why did the cow not want to talk to the other cow? because they had beef with eachother

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Anonymous

What do you call a cow with no legs, ground beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs. your mom

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Anonymous

What do you call a cow with no legs. Ground beef.

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Anonymous

What do you call a cow with no legs. Ground Beef.

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Anonymous

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? (Ground Beef!) No, a cow! The absence of legs does not change the fact that the species is still a cow!

What do you call a DOG with no legs? (A dog?) It doesn’t matter what you call it, as it’s never going to come.

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Mr. Steak

What does a news anchor cow say for the weekly broadcast? “Here’s the beef of the week!”

Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

It’s easy to roast beef.

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Anonymous

What do you call a cow with two legs

Lean beef

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ANONYMOUsamantha

why don’t chicken and sheep get along? because they have beef between them

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Crazy 🐈 lady

What do you call a cow with no legs

Ground beef…haha…no one likes my jokes

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Gunner

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.

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Uncle Jokes

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

Two of the worst jokes ever.

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Anonymous

What did the angry cow say to it’s enemy

We have beef

Cow

Anonymous

What do you call a cow who walks on two legs?

Lean beef.

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