What did the angry cow say to it’s enemy
We have beef
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What do you call a cow in the snow? Chilli Beef
What do you call Kevin with no beef? - Chicky
What do you call a cow with a twitch? -- Beef jerky.
"Waiter, my steak is too skinny." "It's a strip steak, sir." "At these prices, it should not only strip, but sing and dance too!"
What do u call a united cow? United Steaks
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke a little leaf,
Jack got high and dropped his fly,
and Jill said "Where’s The beef?"
if there is a hair, the meat is ruined
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
In memory of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as various places is introducing the Jackson Dog. A 50 year old sausage between 9 year old bun
what do you call a cow that fell
ground beefffffff --- Aaron
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If 2 vegans are arguing is it still considered beef?
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
Why cant a homeless person be in The Boys
Because he would have beef with homelander
This Anorexic girl wanted to fight me I told her that I would roast her but she didn't have any meat
What does a news anchor cow say for the weekly broadcast? "Here's the beef of the week!"
u look like burger
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN
