What did the angry cow say to its enemy?
"We have beef!"
What do you call a cow that's beating his meat? Beef stroganoff!
What do you call a cow in the snow?
Chilli Beef.
What do you call Kevin with no beef?
Chicky.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.
I was beefing with a dude in a wheelchair, so I took his wheelchair and threw it across the street and told him, "Walk it off, you will be fine."
"Waiter, my steak is too skinny."
"It's a strip steak, sir."
"At these prices, it should not only strip, but sing and dance too!"
What do you call a united cow?
United Steaks.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke a little leaf.
Jack got high and dropped his fly, and Jill said "Where’s The beef?"
If there is a hair, the meat is ruined.
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
In memory of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as various places, is introducing the Jackson Dog. A 50 year old sausage between a 9 year old bun.
what do you call a cow that fell?
Ground beef.
What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?
Beef strokin' off.
If 2 vegans are arguing is it still considered beef?
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
What does a news anchor cow say for the weekly broadcast?
"Here's the beef of the week!"
This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.
u look like burger
