What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?

LEAN BEEF!

What do you call a cow with a twitch? – Beef jerky.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.

What do you call a cow with no legs? (Ground Beef!) No, a cow! The absence of legs does not change the fact that the species is still a cow!

What do you call a DOG with no legs? (A dog?) It doesn’t matter what you call it, as it’s never going to come.

What do you call a cow with no legs

Ground beef…haha…no one likes my jokes

What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

It’s easy to roast beef.

Why did the cow not want to talk to the other cow? because they had beef with eachother

What did the angry cow say to it’s enemy

We have beef

What do you call a cow with no legs, ground beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs. your mom

What do you call a masturbating cow?

Beef stroganoff.

What do you call a herd of cows mastrabating? Beef Strokin’ off

what do you call a cow with no legs?–ground beef XD

One cow asks another cow, “Are you afraid of mad cow disease?” The other cow says, “Why should I be? I’m a helicopter.”

What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Lean Beef.

When someone asks you for a beef (fight) just say your a vegetarion.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

Two of the worst jokes ever.

What do you call a field of masturbating cattle? Beef strokin’ off

What do you call a cow with two legs? – Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with no legs? – Ground beef.

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