Beef Jokes

Anonymous
in Cow

What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?

LEAN BEEF!

Victor Greywolf
in Michael Jackson

In memory of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as various places is introducing the Jackson Dog. A 50 year old sausage between 9 year old bun

Anonymous
in Cow

What do you call a cow that’s beating his meat; beef stroganoff!

Chris Castley
in Cow

What do you call a cow in the snow? Chilli Beef

Anonymous
in Cow

What did the angry cow say to it’s enemy

We have beef

Anonymous

What do you call Kevin with no beef? - Chicky

Anonymous
in Animal

What do you call a cow with a twitch? – Beef jerky.

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Sam Reed
in Cow

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.

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Anonymous

What do you call a herd of cows mastrabating? Beef Strokin’ off

Anonymous

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.

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bigchungus42069

is it still called beef if two vegetarians are arguing?

Your name (optional)

What do you call a cow with no legs? (Ground Beef!) No, a cow! The absence of legs does not change the fact that the species is still a cow!

What do you call a DOG with no legs? (A dog?) It doesn’t matter what you call it, as it’s never going to come.

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diamondZwastaken
in Cow

Why did the cow not want to talk to the other cow? because they had beef with eachother

Crazy 🐈 lady
in Animal

What do you call a cow with no legs

Ground beef…haha…no one likes my jokes

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Anonymous
in Cow

What do you call a masturbating cow?

Beef stroganoff.

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Raven

What do you call a cow with no legs- ground beef What do you call a cow with 3 legs- lean beef
What do you call a cow with 2 legs- your mom

Anonymous
in Cow

What do you call a cow with no legs, ground beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs. your mom

Mr. Steak
in Cow

What does a news anchor cow say for the weekly broadcast? “Here’s the beef of the week!”

Anonymous
in Ground Beef

What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute? Ground Beef

Uncle Jokes
in Ground Beef

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

Two of the worst jokes ever.