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What to you call ot when a Mexican and a pedofile fight?

Alien vs Preditor

If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be “Alien vs Predator”?

What do you call a a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.

I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9. – The odds were against me.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? – Because the octopus was well armed.

Q: Why did the two gate-builders start fighting? A: Because they were fencing.

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts

When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.

What did the blind man fight in the bar?

The coat rack

19 and 20 had a fight. 21.

I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sht was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He BNED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.

Things you never want to do in jail

  • never piss off an inmate
  • don’t start fights with the cops
  • don’t drop the soap
  • don’t run away from the cops

What is it called when Bill Cosby and a illegal immigrant fight? Aliens vs. Predator

Two silk worms got in a fight. It ended in a tie.

My dad and cancer go into a fight never saw my dad after that

Why can’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts

The eyelash and the lipstick got into a fight soon they will make up

Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. “The’re in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes.”

Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds. One of the kids says something. Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty? The other kid says something else. Yes. It sounds cool. After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid’s mouth: Wow! Look at that snowman! It’s got hair all over. But I think it’s missing something though. The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking. Oh, I know what it is! After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman’s crotch. It is a p.... and a ballsack. The first kid speaks. Icy what you did there. The other kid replies. Good thing I didn’t slip up there. The first kid replies. Well, that’s snow problem. The other kid then uttered this: These puns would make the most frigid individual crack-up. The first kid then says: I know, right? They then begin a snowball fight. The other kid then says: Only the men have snowballs!

Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a BONE too pick