Fight

Fight Jokes

A brother and a sister always got into fights. One day the brother tells the sister, "your adopted" the sister yells back, "At least they wanted me!"

Got into a fight last night. We both had blades. He cut me deep. I thought I was gone, but he forgot to keep the water running.

Weird thing was that we were in the fight of our lives in the restroom and that guy kinda look like me.

Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight?

JFK: Well, I'd give them a piece of my mind.

So there was this kid being bullied by four other kids. I decided to step in.

He didn’t stand a chance against the five of us.

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