What to you call ot when a Mexican and a pedofile fight?

Alien vs Preditor

What do you call a a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.

If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be “Alien vs Predator”?

I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9. – The odds were against me.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? – Because the octopus was well armed.

Q: Why did the two gate-builders start fighting? A: Because they were fencing.

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts

When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.

What is it called when Bill Cosby and a illegal immigrant fight? Aliens vs. Predator

What did the blind man fight in the bar?

The coat rack

19 and 20 had a fight. 21.

I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sht was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He BNED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.

Things you never want to do in jail

• never piss off an inmate
• don’t start fights with the cops
• don’t drop the soap
• don’t run away from the cops

Two silk worms got in a fight. It ended in a tie.

Why can’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts

So Jesus has been nailed to the cross. On the first day, he starts to moan, “Peter, Peter”.

Well, Peter hears Jesus moaning and feels it is important, so begins to go up the hill. On his way, he is met by some Roman soldiers and they proceed to beat his ass back down the hill.

On the second day, Peter hears Jesus moaning again, “Peter, Peter”.

Peter thinks to himself, this is important. He heads up the hill, fights past the first line, but gets a beatdown by the second group and back down the hill he goes.

On the third day, Peter is woken up by Jesus sounding very weak, but calling out, “Peter, Peter”.

Peter feels that whatever it is that Jesus needs him for, must be very important. Peter heads up the hill, he is on a mission. He manages to fight his way thru three sets of Roman guards and make his way to the cross Jesus has been nailed to for three days. He looks up to Jesus, and says “Jesus, I have heard your calls, what is so important”?

Jesus- “Peter, I can see your house from here”.

The eyelash and the lipstick got into a fight soon they will make up

Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. “The’re in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes.”

My cat got in a fight. It was a catastrophe.

My dad and cancer go into a fight never saw my dad after that