Fight jokes
What did the blind man fight in the bar?
The coat rack.
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts.
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: Oh right, you don't have one *laughs*
Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right, you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS*
2021-2022
I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9. The odds were against me.
A brother and a sister always got into fights. One day the brother tells the sister, "You're adopted!" The sister yells back, "At least they wanted me!"
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a bone to pick.
I want to fight! LET'S FIGHT!!!
My mom tells me and my sister to stop fighting. "Mom! You and Dad need to stop!"
How do you start a fight in space?
"Comet me, bro."
19 and 20 had a fight. 21.
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?
A: Because they have the balls to.
When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.
The eyelash and the lipstick got into a fight. Soon they will make up.
Two silk worms got in a fight. It ended in a tie.
What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean?
"Oh my God, you're such a beach!"
Things you never want to do in jail:
- Never piss off an inmate. - Don’t start fights with the cops. - Don’t drop the soap. - Don’t run away from the cops.
In America, you fight Ukraine.
In Soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man.
Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. "They're in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes!"
Q: Why did the two gate-builders start fighting?
A: Because they were fencing.