Fight Jokes

Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts

A brother and a sister always got into fights. One day the brother tells the sister, "your adopted" the sister yells back, "At least they wanted me!"

What did the blind man fight in the bar?

The coat rack

I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9. -- The odds were against me.

When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.

Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a BONE too pick

19 and 20 had a fight. 21.

Q: Why do clowns always get into fights? A:Because they have the balls to.

How do you start a fight in space?

"Comet me bro."

When ur fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now u gotta fight the suicide squd

What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?

I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!

What do you ca an Irish man that breaks up fights? Liam Malone

Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. "The're in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes."

What is it called when Bill Cosby and a illegal immigrant fight? Aliens vs. Predator

I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sh*t was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He B*NED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.

Things you never want to do in jail - never piss off an inmate - don’t start fights with the cops - don’t drop the soap - don’t run away from the cops

My dad and cancer go into a fight never saw my dad after that

You fighting? More like you dying!

we all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when : 1 he staring mighty hard at yall. 2 when your friend know you gon get your *ss beat. 3 when your friend say he not gon jump in ( you know he lying.

I see 2 fighting with 3, 'what's going on?' I ask. 5 responds: The numbers are moving on up.