If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be "Alien vs Predator"?
A brother and a sister always got into fights. One day the brother tells the sister, "your adopted" the sister yells back, "At least they wanted me!"
When ur fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now u gotta fight the suicide squd
Got into a fight last night. We both had blades. He cut me deep. I thought I was gone, but he forgot to keep the water running.
Weird thing was that we were in the fight of our lives in the restroom and that guy kinda look like me.
I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9. -- The odds were against me.
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?
Alien vs Predator.
Best way to stop a fight between deaf people? Just turn off the Lights
When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? -- Because the octopus was well armed.
Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight?
JFK: Well, I'd give them a piece of my mind.
Turn the comments into a kindergarten fight.
you can beat up orphans what are they gonna do, tell there parents
What do you call two Mexicans fighting? Juan on juan
Yo mama, so ugly she's the reason why Batman fights crime at night.
So my dad said to me and my sister don't fight but did he mean "fist fight" or "yelling fight?"
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts
So there was this kid being bullied by four other kids. I decided to step in.
He didn’t stand a chance against the five of us.
What did the blind man fight in the bar?
The coat rack
What do 9-11 and a fighter have In common they both have a one two combo
19 and 20 had a fight. 21.
