Number

Anonymous

I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9. – The odds were against me.

Number

Anonymous

19 and 20 had a fight. 21.

Alien

Alex

What to you call ot when a Mexican and a pedofile fight?

Alien vs Preditor

People

Anonymous

When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.

Man

Dee's Nuts

What did the blind man fight in the bar?

The coat rack

Sister

SKSKSKSK

A brother and a sister always got into fights. One day the brother tells the sister, “your adopted” the sister yells back, “At least they wanted me!”

Jail

Sugar Swe3t

Things you never want to do in jail

  • never piss off an inmate
  • don’t start fights with the cops
  • don’t drop the soap
  • don’t run away from the cops

Dad

DarkHumor Rools

My dad and cancer go into a fight never saw my dad after that

Bill

Anonymous

What is it called when Bill Cosby and a illegal immigrant fight? Aliens vs. Predator

Skeleton

Anonymous

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts

People

Anonymous

Best way to stop a fight between deaf people? Just turn off the Lights

Trump

Robert Himes

North Korea and the martians were fighting about who was going the reach venus first. Trump steps in and says " That doesn’t matter american is going to land on the sun first". The martians and North Korea said “you can’t land on the sun it’s to hot and you will die”. Trump said his brilliant plan that “America is going to land their at night”.

Puns

Sans

I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sht was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He BNED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.

Shooting

SK53

Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. “The’re in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes.”

Child

Dio

If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be “Alien vs Predator”?

Animal

Anonymous

Two silk worms got in a fight. It ended in a tie.

Octopus

Anonymous

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? – Because the octopus was well armed.

Make

Let girls live

The eyelash and the lipstick got into a fight soon they will make up

Puns

0xFFA715

Q: Why did the two gate-builders start fighting? A: Because they were fencing.

Bone

sans WANA HAVE A BAD TOM

Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a BONE too pick

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