Fight Jokes

Adoption

SKSKSKSK
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A brother and a sister always got into fights. One day the brother tells the sister, "your adopted" the sister yells back, "At least they wanted me!"

Number

Anonymous
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I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9. -- The odds were against me.

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Skeleton

Anonymous
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Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts

Fist

Anonymous
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When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.

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Man

Dee's Nuts
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What did the blind man fight in the bar?

The coat rack

Offensive

Anonymous
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When ur fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now u gotta fight the suicide squd

Number

Anonymous
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19 and 20 had a fight. 21.

Alien

Alex
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What to you call ot when a Mexican and a pedofile fight?

Alien vs Preditor

Skeleton

sans WANA HAVE A BAD TOM
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Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a BONE too pick

Octopus

Anonymous
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Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? -- Because the octopus was well armed.

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Bob

SK53
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Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. "The're in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes."

Fight

Anonymous
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What do you call two Mexicans fighting? Juan on juan

Puns

Gwen
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What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?

I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!

Depression

Emra Abdic,2021
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So my dad said to me and my sister don't fight but did he mean "fist fight" or "yelling fight?"

Predator

Dio
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If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be "Alien vs Predator"?

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Puns

Sans
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I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sh*t was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He B*NED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.

Light

Anonymous
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Best way to stop a fight between deaf people? Just turn off the Lights

Cop

Sugar Swe3t
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Things you never want to do in jail - never piss off an inmate - don’t start fights with the cops - don’t drop the soap - don’t run away from the cops

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Saw

DarkHumor Rools
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My dad and cancer go into a fight never saw my dad after that

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Girlfriend

Anonymous
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my girlfriend dumped me today apparently I don't stand up for her in fights I don't care she use to push me around all the time