Fight Jokes

A brother and a sister always got into fights. One day the brother tells the sister, "your adopted" the sister yells back, "At least they wanted me!"

Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight?

JFK: Well, I'd give them a piece of my mind.

So there was this kid being bullied by four other kids. I decided to step in.

He didn’t stand a chance against the five of us.


Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. "The're in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes."