A brother and a sister always got into fights. One day the brother tells the sister, "your adopted" the sister yells back, "At least they wanted me!"
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts
I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9. -- The odds were against me.
When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.
What did the blind man fight in the bar?
The coat rack
When ur fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now u gotta fight the suicide squd
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a BONE too pick
19 and 20 had a fight. 21.
So my dad said to me and my sister don't fight but did he mean "fist fight" or "yelling fight?"
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?
Alien vs Predator.
Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight?
JFK: Well, I'd give them a piece of my mind.
Turn the comments into a kindergarten fight.
you can beat up orphans what are they gonna do, tell there parents
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? -- Because the octopus was well armed.
So there was this kid being bullied by four other kids. I decided to step in.
He didn’t stand a chance against the five of us.
Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. "The're in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes."
What do 9-11 and a fighter have In common they both have a one two combo
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights? A:Because they have the balls to.
What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean?
"oh my God, you're such a beach"
What war did Africa not win? The water fight.
