I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9. – The odds were against me.
What to you call ot when a Mexican and a pedofile fight?
Alien vs Preditor
When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.
19 and 20 had a fight. 21.
What did the blind man fight in the bar?
The coat rack
A brother and a sister always got into fights. One day the brother tells the sister, “your adopted” the sister yells back, “At least they wanted me!”
My dad and cancer go into a fight never saw my dad after that
Things you never want to do in jail
- never piss off an inmate
- don’t start fights with the cops
- don’t drop the soap
- don’t run away from the cops
What is it called when Bill Cosby and a illegal immigrant fight? Aliens vs. Predator
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts
I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sht was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He BNED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.
North Korea and the martians were fighting about who was going the reach venus first. Trump steps in and says " That doesn’t matter american is going to land on the sun first". The martians and North Korea said “you can’t land on the sun it’s to hot and you will die”. Trump said his brilliant plan that “America is going to land their at night”.
If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be “Alien vs Predator”?
Best way to stop a fight between deaf people? Just turn off the Lights
Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. “The’re in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes.”
Two silk worms got in a fight. It ended in a tie.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? – Because the octopus was well armed.
The eyelash and the lipstick got into a fight soon they will make up
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
Q: Why did the two gate-builders start fighting? A: Because they were fencing.