Adoption

SKSKSKSK

A brother and a sister always got into fights. One day the brother tells the sister, “your adopted” the sister yells back, “At least they wanted me!”

Number

Anonymous

I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9. – The odds were against me.

1

People

Anonymous

When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.

0

Number

Anonymous

19 and 20 had a fight. 21.

Skeleton

Anonymous

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts

Bar

Dee's Nuts

What did the blind man fight in the bar?

The coat rack

Alien

Alex

What to you call ot when a Mexican and a pedofile fight?

Alien vs Preditor

Predator

Dio

If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be “Alien vs Predator”?

2

Predator

Anonymous

What is it called when Bill Cosby and a illegal immigrant fight? Aliens vs. Predator

0

Dad

DarkHumor Rools

My dad and cancer go into a fight never saw my dad after that

1

Light

Anonymous

Best way to stop a fight between deaf people? Just turn off the Lights

Puns

Sans

I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sht was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He BNED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.

8

Bob

SK53

Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. “The’re in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes.”

Jail

Sugar Swe3t

Things you never want to do in jail

  • never piss off an inmate
  • don’t start fights with the cops
  • don’t drop the soap
  • don’t run away from the cops
2

Octopus

Anonymous

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? – Because the octopus was well armed.

3

Girlfriend

Anonymous

my girlfriend dumped me today apparently I don’t stand up for her in fights I don’t care she use to push me around all the time

Fight

Anonymous

What do you call two Mexicans fighting? Juan on juan

Offensive

Anonymous

When ur fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now u gotta fight the suicide squd

Cut

Suit Inside

Got into a fight last night. We both had blades. He cut me deep. I thought I was gone, but he forgot to keep the water running.

Weird thing was that we were in the fight of our lives in the restroom and that guy kinda look like me.

Skeleton

sans WANA HAVE A BAD TOM

Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a BONE too pick