Food jokes
The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!
New business idea: let's put a KFC in Africa and a watermelon shop.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli hasn’t got a surname!
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."
Memes
Me 6 years ago when I be opening a chip bag :
Why did the rooster go to the train station to get the pizza?
Some guy: making a sandwich.
Me: *rages* to put the ham in!
What type of restaurant can an orphan not go to? A family diner.
Yo mama so fat if she turned into food, she could solve world hunger.
Why can't people eat pizza? Because they will be unavailable.
My mum is a vegan. She brings us to after school seitan.
I had a party the other day. I made sure there were vegan options. They make do or fuck off.
Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.
What do you say to an upset German?
Quit being such a sauerkraut!
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.
What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultrygeist!
What do orphans and apples not have in common... The apples get picked up.
What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
Putting her back in the wheelchair when you're done.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
Why doesn't bread like warm weather?
It gets toasty!