Food jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?
A gingerbread man.
What's Japan's favorite hot sauce?
Da Bomb.
What do you call a pig that does Karate?
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What happens to the crow in the earthquake?
It turned into a milkshake. 🤔😂
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair! ♿
If a vegan and a vegan have a fight, is it still considered beef?
What is the difference between an egg and you? An egg gets laid, and you don't.
What do you get if you do not eat? Dry.
My friend asked for something dark and creamy. I said..... "GU KHA".
I like...
Wendy's.
"Wendeez nuts in your mouth."
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples are picked.
What do emo kids and apples have in common?
They both hang off trees.