Food jokes
I have a horse named Mayo.
Mayo neighs.
Man, choking on sugar seems like the sweetest way to die.
What do orphans and apples have in common?
Only one gets picked.
If your hot dog taste like a piece of wood, who you gonna call?
GHOST MUSTERD
Have you heard my cherry joke? It's pitiful.
A panda walks into a restaurant, orders some food, and eats it. Once he was done, he shoots the waiter, then leaves.
Police and detectives arrive at the scene. They ask the waiter, "Who did this to you? What happened?"
The waiter replies, "A panda, eats, shoots, and leaves."
Where's a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Chili's, because they got them baby back ribs.
Did you hear what happened to the Italian chef?
He pasta-way...
What do they call me when I jack off?
Pulled pork.
What kind of book does cheese read at a church?
The Hole-y Bible.
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow.
COVID-19 is like pasta.
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.
Bob's Family Restaurant:
Orphans:
:(
I had a cake for my gender reveal party. I cut it, and the inside was yellow...
What is a cannibal's favorite vegetable?
- Ladies' Finger
Did you hear the one about the pecan, the walnut, and the cashew?
It was nut funny.
What's a shark's favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!
What flour do you buy an orphan?
Self-raising flour.