Food jokes
You know what they call pineapples in Paris?
I don't know, what?
Anus.
Why did the lettuce win the race?
What is the difference between me and food?
Food has a use.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."
Some guy: making a sandwich.
Me: *rages* to put the ham in!
What did the bread photographer say to the toast? Say, "Toasted cheese!"
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ
Yo mama so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a bowl!
I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.
I don't know why my friends look disgusted.
What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?
They both have red circles on their bodies.
What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
Putting her back in the wheelchair when you're done.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
Which Roman emperor was a mouse?
Julius Cheeser.
What hurts the most? 😹
A. Breaking up before chewing.
B. Breaking up after chewing.
Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes.
Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato.
Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer.
My life is like... the shoe rack-
Silly joke! Where’s my natcho? You have it :excuse me it’s nacho cheese 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
What do you call a Panera Bread you write with?
Panera lead.
Waitress: What can I get for you?
Me: I'll have a steak.
Waitress: How would you like it?
Me: Immediately!