Food jokes
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
What do you call Panera bread when it’s on top of someone?
Panera head.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Donut.
Memes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
Orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones.
What do you call seagulls that fly over the bay? Bagels.
Maybe Soy Milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish! (Soy means "I am" in Spanish).
Do nut get in my way.
Do nut get in my way.
What is the difference between a bag of chips and a gun?
If you pull one of them suddenly, everybody wants to be your friend.
Where is Freshfry?
Why is it good to be an orphan?
Because every bag of chips is family sized.
Milk (DYM 115).