Food jokes
You guys know BeReal?
BeReal? More like cereal.
Get it? BeReal = cereal.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
What's Japan's favorite hot sauce?
Da Bomb.
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
If a vegan and a vegan have a fight, is it still considered beef?
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What happens to the crow in the earthquake?
It turned into a milkshake. 🤔😂
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair! ♿
Milk (DYM 115).
Don't crack this joke up!
Do nut get in my way.
What is the difference between a bag of chips and a gun?
If you pull one of them suddenly, everybody wants to be your friend.
If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
Where is Freshfry?