Jelly

Jelly Jokes

Bread

My mom is the jelly, and my dad is the peanut butter. And I am the bread, the only thing keeping them together.

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  • Time

    Now it's time to make fun of Asians.

    What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.

    Prank

    Hi guys, the prankster is back!

    I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...

    When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!

    Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!

    Difference

    What’s the difference between jelly and jam?

    You can’t “jelly” it in her ass.

    Difference

    What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a clown into the tiny car.

    Difference

    What's the difference between jam and jelly?

    You can't jelly your way into someone's pants.

    Morning

    I was thinking about jelly this morning. It reminded me to take out the trash.

    Difference

    What's the difference between jam and jelly?

    You can't jelly your cock into a girl's mouth.

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