Jelly jokes
My mom is the jelly, and my dad is the peanut butter. And I am the bread, the only thing keeping them together.
Codenames for them FUCKING drugs, my crackhead ngas.
Cannabis: Weed, Pot, Ganja, Herb, Grass, Mary Jane, Bud, Chronic, Kush, Trees, Hash, Hashish (concentrates).
Cocaine: Coke, Blow, Snow, Dust, Charlie, White girl, Pearl, Nose candy, Rail, Sniff.
Crack Cocaine: Rock, Hard, Nuggets, Dice, Jelly beans, Moon rocks, Sugar block.
Heroin: Smack, H, Dope, Junk, Black tar, Brown sugar, China white, Horse, Dragon, Skag.
Methamphetamine (Meth): Crank, Speed, Chalk, Ice, Crystal, Glass, Shards, Tina.
MDMA (Ecstasy/Molly): E, X, XTC, Molly, Beans, Adam, Happy pill, Love drug, Dancing shoes.
LSD: Acid, Tabs, Doses, Dots, Blotter, Window pane, Sugar cubes.
Ketamine: Special K, K, Vitamin K, Cat Valium, Green K.
What looks like peanut butter and jelly, and makes a woman scream?
Afterbirth.
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
Hi guys, the prankster is back!
I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...
When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!
Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!
Why is jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts!
What’s the difference between jelly and jam?
You can’t “jelly” it in her ass.
What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a clown into the tiny car.
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your way into someone's pants.
Why do people in Alabama like peanut butter and jelly?
Because it's in bread.
I was thinking about jelly this morning. It reminded me to take out the trash.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
8 jelly tickles!
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your cock into a girl's mouth.
Yo mama so ugly Joe Biden was jelly.
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