I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.
Dark_Humor
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All zodiac signs have a signature hairstyle except for cancer. :)
A young teen was walking home from school and having a nice day.
She gets home, eats, showers, and heads to her room. The young teen hears her mother say something. Not sure what she said, the girl replies with "ok."
The young teen was gonna head to bed, wondering when her mom was gonna come in and say goodnight. She lays in bed, but then she hears her mom's voice say, "Hunny, I'm home." She doesn't bother to say ok.
Later, when she decides to sleep, she gets a message from her mom saying to unlock the door, that she lost her keys. :)
What do you call an orphan with parents?
I don't know... what?
Kidnapped. :)
D: Johnny, Johnny.
J: Yes, Papa?
D: Eating sugar?
J: No, Papa!
D: Telling lies?
J: No, Papa!
D: Open your mouth, now full of cock. :)
What's the difference between a Mexican and a frog?
One jumps in ponds, the other leaps over the border. :)
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.
Too bad only one was standing. :)