Dark_Humor

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Did you fart, cause you blew me away.

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Are you a printer because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy.

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Roses are Red, you have a nice lip, it would look better, if it was on my TIT.

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DH: I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.

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A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget and I am now traumatized to hell, the next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend. :)

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All zodiac signs have a signature hairstyle except for cancer. :)

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A young teen was walking home from school and having a nice day.

She gets home eats, showers, and heads to her room. The young teen hears her mother say something, not sure what she said the girl replies with “ok”.

The young teen was gonna head to bed wondering when her mom was gonna come in and say goodnight she lays in bed, but then she hears her mom’s voice say “Hunny I’m home”, she doesn’t bother to say ok.

Later when she decides to sleep she gets a message from her mom saying to unlock the door that she lost her keys. :)

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DH: What do you call an orphan with parents?

A: I don’t know… what?

DH: Kidnapped. :)

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Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!

Too bad it’s a dying trade. :)

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Twin monks who ring the church bells died.

Now they are dead ringers. :)

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A cartoonist was found dead in his home.

The details are SKETCHY! :)

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D: Johnny Johnny J: Yes papa? D: Eating sugar J: No papa! D: Telling Lies J: No Papa D: Open your mouth, Now full of cock. :)

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Do they say you are what you eat? That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I’m SAIYAN.

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When you tell her you are about to “COME,” she says no don’t please just keep going. Shenron: THAT IS BEYOND MY POWER

You may have a footlong, but I have a SHENLONG. :)

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DH: What did Vegeta say to Bulma? A: What? DH: Can I show u my new move it’s called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK. :)

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Beating the Akatsuki is easy… Naruto should’ve used painkillers instead. :)

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DH: Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang A: Why? DH: Because there all Sharing…GONE :)

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DH: Why did Naruto stop trying to get at Sakura?
A: Why? DH: Because it would be useless. :)

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