Footlong jokes
Why did a minister who is a Christian nationalist and a bisexual man give anonymous blowjobs to physically handicapped gay men under the handicapped stalls inside the men's restrooms at a rest area?
He wanted to eat footlong hotdogs for lunch at the rest area, but he wanted a sample first (taster).
What's a footlong and slippery?
A slipper.
Do you work at Subway? Because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong.
Memes
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
You may have a footlong, but I have a SHENLONG. :)
Your forehead is a 20-mile taxi ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.
What's long and black? The line at KFC.
What’s 12 inches and is moist inside?
My record holding cucumbers, locally grown at my farm.
What is long and black? The line at Popeyes.
What is long that Paul Walker can fit into his mouth? A long black tree.
