Why did a minister who is a Christian nationalist and a bisexual man give anonymous blowjobs to physically handicapped gay men under the handicapped stalls inside the men's restrooms at a rest area?
He wanted to eat footlong hotdogs for lunch at the rest area, but he wanted a sample first (taster).
What's a footlong and slippery?
A slipper.
Do you work at Subway? Because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong.
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
You may have a footlong, but I have a SHENLONG. :)
