This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
What's a footlong and slippery?
A slipper.
Do you work at subway because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THATS 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH
You may have a footlong, but I have a SHENLONG. :)
-Dark_Humor