Footlong Jokes

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What's a footlong and slippery?

A slipper.

Do you work at subway because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong

Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THATS 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH

You may have a footlong, but I have a SHENLONG. :)

-Dark_Humor