Footlong jokes
Why did a minister who is a Christian nationalist and a bisexual man give anonymous blowjobs to physically handicapped gay men under the handicapped stalls inside the men's restrooms at a rest area?
He wanted to eat footlong hotdogs for lunch at the rest area, but he wanted a sample first (taster).
What's a footlong and slippery?
A slipper.
Do you work at Subway? Because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong.
Memes
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
You may have a footlong, but I have a SHENLONG. :)
What's long and black? The line at KFC.
What’s 12 inches and is moist inside?
My record holding cucumbers, locally grown at my farm.
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
They say give a man an inch, he'll take a mile. What about women? They don't have dicks.
