Footlong jokes

Why did a minister who is a Christian nationalist and a bisexual man give anonymous blowjobs to physically handicapped gay men under the handicapped stalls inside the men's restrooms at a rest area?

He wanted to eat footlong hotdogs for lunch at the rest area, but he wanted a sample first (taster).

What's a footlong and slippery?

A slipper.

Do you work at Subway? Because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong.

Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!

What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?

5 dollar footlongs.

You may have a footlong, but I have a SHENLONG. :)

What's long and black? The line at KFC.

What’s 12 inches and is moist inside?

My record holding cucumbers, locally grown at my farm.

Jared from Subway. Remember kids, "tuna sub" backwards is what I'm going to do on your face.