Food jokes

Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?

'Cause he was in need of a light snack!

Q: What do you get from a two-legged cow? A: Lean beef.

Why do kids like bananas?

'Cause they like doing the nana.

Why did the orphan want to go to jail?

So he could have a home and be cared for with food.

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!

What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you stick the cucumber.

You scream, I scream, we all scream for ice cream!

The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.

Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?

Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.

Orange: Hey Apple, Apple, hey Apple.

Apple: What?

Orange: Orange you glad I didn't say "Apple" again? Hahaha!

You're so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips!

What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?

Kids won't eat the broccoli.

Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.

Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.

What did the shark say when it ate the clownfish?

It tasted funny!

Spaghetti-ashannaise

How can you find out how old a cabbage is?

By looking at its cabbAGE.

What do you put on a cheeseburger? It's a wrap!

Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!

Why are the candy's clothes in the studio?

Because it's a wrapper.

What is the difference between an egg and you? An egg gets laid, and you don't.