Food jokes

What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?

Drumsticks for everyone!

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!

Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?

'Cause he was in need of a light snack!

You scream, I scream, we all scream for ice cream!

Why did the orphan want to go to jail?

So he could have a home and be cared for with food.

The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.

Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?

Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.

Orange: Hey Apple, Apple, hey Apple.

Apple: What?

Orange: Orange you glad I didn't say "Apple" again? Hahaha!

You're so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips!

What's up with airline food?

Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!

What is the difference between an egg and you? An egg gets laid, and you don't.

What do you get if you do not eat? Dry.

My friend asked for something dark and creamy. I said..... "GU KHA".

Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.

Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.

How can you find out how old a cabbage is?

By looking at its cabbAGE.

What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?

Kids won't eat the broccoli.

Did you hear the pickle joke?

It's actually a really big dill.

Who betrayed Cheesus Christ?

Goudas.

What do you call a drivable Hamburger?

What?

A Hamborgini.