Food jokes
Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.
"Knuckle babies" don't eat.
I yam a food lover. I also like sweet potatoes.
What's the difference between babies and onions? I cry when I cut onions.
Daveon be eating Quaker Oats.
What happens when you eat a cat?
I love to eat cats for dinner!
Memes
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What do you call a shedding Panera Bread?
Panera Shed.
I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."
What did the bread photographer say to the toast? Say, "Toasted cheese!"
What is the best time to eat dinner?
When you're hungry.
Your mom gave me a three course meal last night:
Starters - Foreplay
Main course - Reverse Cowgirl
Dessert - Blowy
Won't forget the side drink of an individual on individual bukkake.
Why did the lettuce win the race?
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh beets!
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 2)
“I'm HUNGRY for some BARS!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"
What did the DJ say to the VEGETABLE?
"Lettuce turnip the beet!"