Food jokes
Zis iz za best joke in za west: exsepz if zu put ketup in shawarma itz yo mama!
The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!
Why is there no medication in Africa?
Because doctors advised, "You don't take it on an empty stomach."
What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh beets!
What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 2)
“I'm HUNGRY for some BARS!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
How many potatoes to feed the elephant?
What did Mrs. Hotdog join after Mr. Hotdog joined LGBBQ+? The LGBBQ++ premium.
This joke is so corny I could eat it off the cob.
First bite: Oh my God!
Second bite: Oh my, God!
What is a dog's favorite snack?
RUFFles.
What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?
Neurospicy.
Pulled pork? Yeah, I cranked my hog today, too.
What's a pedo's favorite snack?
Sour Patch Kids.