Food jokes
If you wanna get fat, what's the quickest way to do it?
Eat two jars of mayo each day, and in about a month, your scale will have your phone number!
I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.
What did the skeleton say after dinner?
Bon appétit!
How do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? A blender.
How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.
What do you call onions and beans?
Tear gas.
My Butterfingers slipped.
What do lesbians cook for dinner?
They don't, they just eat out.
If you have 20 apples and you ate 2, how many do you have left?
0 because you have 20 and take away 2, you have 0 left.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple spread and an orphan spread?
Apples get picked.
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.
Sans: Pap, your spaghetti is bonearific.
PaprUs: Sans, no. Aw, your funny bone is not working; come on, that one was a rib tickler.
Last time I ate a vegetable, I got banned from my sister's group home.
Why can you trust a donut? It tells the hole truth!
Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
Knock, knock.
Moon, give me cheese.
What does a clock do when he's still hungry?
He goes back "four" seconds!
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
What stresses a baby strawberry out?
When its mom is in a jam.