Food jokes

You're so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips!

What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?

Kids won't eat the broccoli.

Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.

Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.

What did the shark say when it ate the clownfish?

It tasted funny!

Spaghetti-ashannaise

How can you find out how old a cabbage is?

By looking at its cabbAGE.

What do you put on a cheeseburger? It's a wrap!

Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!

Why are the candy's clothes in the studio?

Because it's a wrapper.

What is the difference between an egg and you? An egg gets laid, and you don't.

What do you get if you do not eat? Dry.

My friend asked for something dark and creamy. I said..... "GU KHA".

Wanna hear a pizza joke?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

Is your middle name Fancy Feast?

'Cause your face looks like a can of dog food.

What's up with airline food?

There are two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?”

The other muffin says, “AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!”

Why is the pizza place busy? Because it’s pizza day! 😂

A burrito walked off a building.

"Pizza place, pizza place, are you there?"

"You're ass heck bye."

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? An extraction.