Food jokes
What is Meat Loaf's new name now that he has passed?
Ground beef.
Stephen Hawking is to wheelchairs like Uncle Ben is to rice.
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His left shoulder.
A peanut and another peanut walk into a bar.
One was a salted peanut.
Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.
(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)
Wiener.
If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.
How can you find out how old a cabbage is?
By looking at its cabbAGE.
"HEY THAT’S MY MILK!"
That's caketasic!
Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.
"Mayotte’s are sinking in the yogurt! (My Oat’s)" 🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹
What did the tomato say to the tomato ketchup?
Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!
Hey paps, BONE-appetit!
(Just eat your spaguetti.)
One day, a lady and her husband were talking and it was time for dinner. He got up and sat at the dining room table, and the lady brought the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him. "What's this?" he said. The lady said, "A piece of shit...honey! Want some water to drink?"
Do nut get in my way.
Do nut get in my way.
What is the difference between a bag of chips and a gun?
If you pull one of them suddenly, everybody wants to be your friend.