Food jokes
What should I call a burger?
A cow burger.
What's the difference between humans and mushrooms? I don't like eating mushrooms.
What's the difference between a cunnilinguist and a Ritz?
One is a snack cracker.
The other, a crack snacker.
Die you potato.
I baked you a pie.
Oh boy, which flavor?
Pie Pie Pie Pie.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Why did you name this way?
Why Why Why?
Why does Kermit like Miss Piggy covered in honey? Because he likes sweet and sour pork.
Memes
Eating a clock is so time-consuming.
U u u u u u I haveggdvk hey apple.
What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?
Drumsticks for everyone!
Why are grapes never alone?
Because they hang out in a bunch!
What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you stick the cucumber.
Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?
'Cause he was in need of a light snack!
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
You scream, I scream, we all scream for ice cream!
I am like Cookie Monster on steroids when it comes to cookies.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean meat.
Daikon legs.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.
Dino nuggets are kinda hot. Also, I want to fuck the brown M&M.
"I know, you have a lot on your plate right now."
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.