Why are tomatoes 🍅 the slowest vegetable?
Because they can’t ketchup.
People are like potatoes.
We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
if tomatoes are fruit does that mean ketchup is a smoothie
What do french fries 🍟 do when they meet?
They ketchup.
🧀:C’mon tomato!
🍅: I’m trying to ketchup.
🧀:You’re a mile away.
🍅: I am a tomato! It’s not that easy for me to ketchup.
What did the tomato say to the empty Ketchup bottle "GOD STAY AWAY FROM ME"
To master puns you got to relish them first that's how I musterd it who knows maybe you will ketchup to my level
What do tomatoes 🍅 learn to do in a race?
Ketchup!
I’d like to relish the fact that you’ve mustard up the courage to ketchup to my level
(there was a mommy tomato, a daddy tomato and a baby tomato)
Baby: wait for me!
(father tomato walks back towards the baby)
(he squishes the child)
Father: Ketchup
why did the tomato cross the road to ketchup with his friends on the other side
The fries were the slowest in the race and they said "We need to ketchup to the tomato"
I don’t put ketchup and mustard on my hotdog, I relish it.
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. Im talkin ketchup. My nlgga mustard on that BEAT!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup my slow tomatoes! 🍅😂
What did the squash say to the tomato?
Ketchup!
"What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!"
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?
This isn't ketchup
Two antennas got married. The ceremony dragged on, but the reception was excellent.
Ketchup with me you are to slow
