Ketchup jokes
Why are tomatoes 馃崊 the slowest vegetable?
Because they can鈥檛 ketchup.
馃: C鈥檓on tomato!
馃崊: I鈥檓 trying to ketchup.
馃: You鈥檙e a mile away.
馃崊: I am a tomato! It鈥檚 not that easy for me to ketchup.
What do french fries 馃崯 do when they meet? They ketchup.
To master puns, you got to relish them first. That's how I must(ar)d it. Who knows, maybe you will ketchup to my level.
People are like potatoes.
We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
I'd like to relish the fact that you've mustered up the courage to ketchup to my level.
My dog went through my bathroom garbage, and for some reason, my sister put a bunch of ketchup packets in there...
Suck on a finger, once bite it off, taste it, put some ketchup on it, wait, I'm making a mess, I bit it off!
If tomatoes are a fruit, does that mean ketchup is a smoothie?
I don't even like ketchup, so it stays stinky.
Say "Mike Wizowski" fast to a teenager and I will get you $100000000000.
Dang, it got ketchup on my sleeve. What do I do?
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馃カWewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.
No, not like you can ketchup!
Knock knock.
Who鈥檚 there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup my slow tomatoes! 馃崊馃槀
What did the tomato say to the empty ketchup bottle? "GOD STAY AWAY FROM ME!"
What do tomatoes 馃崊 do when they meet?
They ketchup.
I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.
I don't know why my friends look disgusted.
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheeseburgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through.
So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress, I guess! :D
My dad was on a hotdog with ketchup.
"What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!"