There was a race between Lettuce a faucet and Ketchup. The lettuce was a-head, the faucet was still running and the ketchup was trying to ketchup

I’d like to relish the fact that you’ve mustard up the courage to ketchup to my level

I don’t put ketchup and mustard on my hotdog, I relish it.

What did the squash say to the tomato?

Ketchup!

Sans: I like eating ketchup, don’t believe me? It’s ASRIEL as it gets! UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!! Ink sans: umm lust? That’s INKAPPROPRIATE! Fell sans: I hate these double standards…if you burn a body at a crematoriom you’re doing “a good job” do it at home and your “destroying evidence.” Error sans: every time you make a typo, the errorists win…

Did you hear about the tomatoe and the lettuce race? Well the lettuce was a-head and the tomatoe was trying to ketchup

if tomatoes are fruit does that mean ketchup is a smoothie

People are like potatoes.

We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.

dang it got ketchup on my sleeve what do I do o spread the LOVE

I was talking to my old friend, they said " We should hang out more! "

I said " you mean we should ketchup?"

The lettuce and tomato where in a race. The lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup

What did the mommy tomato tell the little tomato,

U better ketchup