Did you hear the race of the tomato and lettuce? Well the lettuce was winning and the tomato was trying to ketchup.

Why are tomatoes 🍅 the slowest vegetable?

Because they can’t ketchup.

I’d like to relish the fact that you’ve mustard up the courage to ketchup to my level

if tomatoes are fruit does that mean ketchup is a smoothie

I don’t put ketchup and mustard on my hotdog, I relish it.

What do french fries 🍟 do when they meet?

They ketchup.

Did you hear about the tomatoe and the lettuce race? Well the lettuce was a-head and the tomatoe was trying to ketchup

There was a race between Lettuce a faucet and Ketchup. The lettuce was a-head, the faucet was still running and the ketchup was trying to ketchup

two tomatoes are walking on a road then car runs over one of them and the other says: hi ketchup :D

People are like potatoes.

We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.

To master puns you got to relish them first that’s how I musterd it who knows maybe you will ketchup to my level

🧀:C’mon tomato!

🍅: I’m trying to ketchup.

🧀:You’re a mile away.

🍅: I am a tomato! It’s not that easy for me to ketchup.

a kid asks for an ice cream the man says any sauce and the kid says na i got ketchup at home

say “Mike who cheese hairy” fast to a teenager and I will get you $100000000000

Sans: I like eating ketchup, don’t believe me? It’s ASRIEL as it gets! UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!! Ink sans: umm lust? That’s INKAPPROPRIATE! Fell sans: I hate these double standards…if you burn a body at a crematoriom you’re doing “a good job” do it at home and your “destroying evidence.” Error sans: every time you make a typo, the errorists win…

I was talking to my old friend, they said " We should hang out more! "

I said " you mean we should ketchup?"

What did the squash say to the tomato?

Ketchup!

What did the mustard say to the ketchup at the race

The lettuce and tomato where in a race. The lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup

dang it got ketchup on my sleeve what do I do o spread the LOVE

Lettuce ketchup

What did the mommy tomato tell the little tomato,

U better ketchup

My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn’t ketchup. So we switched to cheese burgers, but I still couldn’t mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through. So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn’t seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn’t digest the stress I guess :D

my dad was on a hotdog with ketchup

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