There was a race between Lettuce a faucet and Ketchup. The lettuce was a-head, the faucet was still running and the ketchup was trying to ketchup

Did you hear about the tomatoe and the lettuce race? Well the lettuce was a-head and the tomatoe was trying to ketchup

I don’t put ketchup and mustard on my hotdog, I relish it.

I’d like to relish the fact that you’ve mustard up the courage to ketchup to my level

What did the squash say to the tomato?

Ketchup!

What did the mustard say to the ketchup at the race

my dad was on a hotdog with ketchup

Did you hear the race of the tomato and lettuce? Well the lettuce was winning and the tomato was trying to ketchup.

Lettuce ketchup

if tomatoes are fruit does that mean ketchup is a smoothie

dang it got ketchup on my sleeve what do I do o spread the LOVE

To master puns you got to relish them first that’s how I musterd it who knows maybe you will ketchup to my level

Sans: I like eating ketchup, don’t believe me? It’s ASRIEL as it gets! UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!! Ink sans: umm lust? That’s INKAPPROPRIATE! Fell sans: I hate these double standards…if you burn a body at a crematoriom you’re doing “a good job” do it at home and your “destroying evidence.” Error sans: every time you make a typo, the errorists win…

People are like potatoes.

We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.

I was talking to my old friend, they said " We should hang out more! "

I said " you mean we should ketchup?"

The lettuce and tomato where in a race. The lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup

a kid asks for an ice cream the man says any sauce and the kid says na i got ketchup at home

What did the mommy tomato tell the little tomato,

U better ketchup