Why are tomatoes 🍅 the slowest vegetable?

Because they can’t ketchup.

🧀:C’mon tomato!

🍅: I’m trying to ketchup.

🧀:You’re a mile away.

🍅: I am a tomato! It’s not that easy for me to ketchup.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Ketchup.

Ketchup who?

Ketchup my slow tomatoes! 🍅😂

I’d like to relish the fact that you’ve mustard up the courage to ketchup to my level

What do french fries 🍟 do when they meet?

They ketchup.

Did you hear the race of the tomato and lettuce? Well the lettuce was winning and the tomato was trying to ketchup.

if tomatoes are fruit does that mean ketchup is a smoothie

To master puns you got to relish them first that’s how I musterd it who knows maybe you will ketchup to my level

What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer’s cannibalism?

This isn’t ketchup

People are like potatoes.

We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.

say “Mike who cheese hairy” fast to a teenager and I will get you $100000000000

What do tomatoes 🍅 do when they meet?

The ketchup.

There was a race between Lettuce a faucet and Ketchup. The lettuce was a-head, the faucet was still running and the ketchup was trying to ketchup

What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer’s cannibalism?

This isn’t ketchup

I don’t put ketchup and mustard on my hotdog, I relish it.

Did you hear about the tomatoe and the lettuce race? Well the lettuce was a-head and the tomatoe was trying to ketchup

Have ya heard about the awesome fruit race? the lettuce was ahead but the tomato was able to ketchup!

two tomatoes are walking on a road then car runs over one of them and the other says: hi ketchup :D

The lettuce and tomato where in a race. The lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup

Sans: I like eating ketchup, don’t believe me? It’s ASRIEL as it gets! UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!! Ink sans: umm lust? That’s INKAPPROPRIATE! Fell sans: I hate these double standards…if you burn a body at a crematoriom you’re doing “a good job” do it at home and your “destroying evidence.” Error sans: every time you make a typo, the errorists win…