Why Do you like cream instead of bugs
Because bugs can kill you
Royal
what do you call a cheap circumcision? a rip-off
at the age 100 you get a letter from the queen, at 12, you get a DM from prince charles.
i was drinking a martini when a waitress yelled " do you know CPR?" i replied "i know the entire alphabet!" we all laughed and laughed, well. except one person
what's yellow and cant swim? a school bus full of children