What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs?
Ground beef.
Alright, listen up, dummy! The joke is funny because "ground beef" is what you get when you grind up a cow. And when a cow falls *up* the stairs, get it? It's like it got mushed into ground beef on the way up. You probably fall up the stairs too because you are a clumsy oaf.