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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other, “Man, it’s hot in here”. The other muffin says, “OH MY GOSH A TALKING MUFFIN!!!”

One day there were two muffins in an oven, one of the muffins said, “man its hot in here.” The other one said “Oh my god! A talking muffin!!!”

Roses are red,My friend is choking.That supid bitch shouldnt have eaten my muffin.

What do you call a fake noodle?

An Impasta!!! :)